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File: image_2024-06-19_213551495.png (865 KB, 849x700) >be polite and confident> Wemen Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)21:38:54 No.920139331 Just had a huge disappointment and I turned it into a greentext, enjoy your reading anons. >be me> >5'9-150lb good looking guy> >20 yo virgin> >go to college during the morning to study some programming> >find a course about web programming during the afternoon> >decide to go for it, have nothing to do anyway, better than wasting my time playing vidya> >first day> >see this redhead girl sitting completely alone> >she's beautiful, very quirky and cute, complete wife material> >decide to take matters into my own hands and finally start talking to girls after years of solitude> >after lunchbreak, I go sit next to her> >she responds well to my advances and we start talking a lot> >fast forward a few weeks and we talk with each other every day> >great conversations, she also seems to have difficulty programming so I end up helping her> >ask her age, she's 18> >ask her relationship status, single> >itsFreeRealState.jpg> >She says she never had a serious relationship before> >Bingo. Struck a gold mine, I think to myself> >I was so obsessed with this girl I didn't see this as a red flag> part 1/2 Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)21:40:36 No.920139377 part 2/2 >fast forward again >we start dating >we talk a lot and I give her gifts >she seems very antsy on receiving gifts from me >second red flag >do it anyway and we continue dating >I ask her out on valentines, she begrudgingly accepts. >third red flag >I'm brimming with happiness. that must mean she likes me, i think to myself >the date goes great though, we go to the cinema and watch Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, she loves it >at the end of it I declare myself to her >she does not take it very well, saying she was never in a relationship before and needs time to think, never says no though >fourth red flag >the next day we go to the course, she seems closed off and barely talks >fast forward >she seems to only respond me and is very brief about it, never talking with me at her own will like before >eventually she drops it on me an wall of text >apparently she's a lesbian and just never told me about it, despite i showing clear interest in her >take it as a life lesson and move on with my life.

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File: image_2024-06-19_213551495.png (865 KB, 849x700) >be polite and confident> Wemen Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)21:38:54 No.920139331 Just had a huge disappointment and I turned it into a greentext, enjoy your reading anons. >be me> >5'9-150lb good looking guy> >20 yo virgin> >go to college during the morning to study some programming> >find a course about web programming during the afternoon> >decide to go for it, have nothing to do anyway, better than wasting my time playing vidya> >first day> >see this redhead girl sitting completely alone> >she's beautiful, very quirky and cute, complete wife material> >decide to take matters into my own hands and finally start talking to girls after years of solitude> >after lunchbreak, I go sit next to her> >she responds well to my advances and we start talking a lot> >fast forward a few weeks and we talk with each other every day> >great conversations, she also seems to have difficulty programming so I end up helping her> >ask her age, she's 18> >ask her relationship status, single> >itsFreeRealState.jpg> >She says she never had a serious relationship before> >Bingo. Struck a gold mine, I think to myself> >I was so obsessed with this girl I didn't see this as a red flag> part 1/2 Anonymous 06/19/24(Wed)21:40:36 No.920139377 part 2/2 >fast forward again >we start dating >we talk a lot and I give her gifts >she seems very antsy on receiving gifts from me >second red flag >do it anyway and we continue dating >I ask her out on valentines, she begrudgingly accepts. >third red flag >I'm brimming with happiness. that must mean she likes me, i think to myself >the date goes great though, we go to the cinema and watch Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, she loves it >at the end of it I declare myself to her >she does not take it very well, saying she was never in a relationship before and needs time to think, never says no though >fourth red flag >the next day we go to the course, she seems closed off and barely talks >fast forward >she seems to only respond me and is very brief about it, never talking with me at her own will like before >eventually she drops it on me an wall of text >apparently she's a lesbian and just never told me about it, despite i showing clear interest in her >take it as a life lesson and move on with my life.

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