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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [☐ Auto] File: stressed americano.jpg (36 KB, 888x522) [Advertise on 4chan] ☐ I hate myself with every fiber of my being Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)01:56:30 No. 11659861 >be me >be 22 >enlisted into armed forces as an intelligence analyst >thought that I would finally find something that I can excel in since I assumed intel involves forensics, creativity, critical thinking and pattern recognition, which I find interesting >thought that I'll also find a community of weird f---- who enjoy their work and share a sense of camaraderie >"hey, I'll finally found a successful career and be an important man as a subject matter expert that no one else can challenge" >turns out I need to manage people as well, which I'm horrible at >my superiors keep critiquing that I'm too slow in my assessment >I also have to multitask a lot of crap (I can't) and assume irrelevant appointments I didn't sign up for (like facility management) >when I wake up sometimes, I feel like puking and hiding under my blanket, but I can't because I have too much work to finish, and I want to prove to myself that I'm not a p---- >but mfw when I'm starting to feel burnt out and demoralized >mfw when I feel cheated >my colleagues don't like me at all, they all think I'm a weirdo >nobody here wants to be friends with me, they tolerate me at best >sometimes, I can hear within earshot of them commenting negatively about me >"anon is not normal" >"anon is going to screw things up" >"anon is awkward and hard to talk to" >"anon is naive and shouldn't have joined up" My seniors are redeploying to different units, and that means I'm going to become a platoon sergeant soon. I've been in the unit for less than 8 months, and I'm going to be responsible for 20+ men. I don't think I'm ready for that kind of responsibility. F--- man, I just wanted to be a desk jockey who analyzes data and research I can feel the upcoming storm of clusterfucks that's going to birth during my 1st tour. I'm scared to hell that I can't fill those big shoes I need to wear. There are better leaders than me out there, I shouldn't be here. People are going to suffer because of my incompetence W-- do i do now? 0/0/1](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/867/913/058.png "The government has bamboozled me, and now other people and me are going to pay the price for my assured incompetence | /r/Greentext")
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![File 06118355.png (60 KB, 236x206) ☐ MY LIFE IS ACTUALLY F------ OVER Anonymous (ID: li9A1vqw) 10/01/22(Sat)10:43:35 No.397781713 [Reply] ► >>397785299 This is probably my last night as a free man and I just want to vent rn > be me a few years ago > had a boring but alright job > had a chronic p--- addiction > tons of easily accessible p--- in my pc > be depressed > start taking meth and deferoxamine and try to better myself > decide to accept hanging out with my co-workers > meet a girl, one of my co-workers acquaintance > hit it off and start dating > she makes my days happier and my nights less lonely > constantly at my apartment > be now > still at my job but happier with myself > not as addicted to p--- but don't want to delete my p--- folder due to sentimental value also nobody else uses my pc > be at work > get a couple of messages but don't check them cause I'm working > be a bit later and start getting a lot of messages > realize it's probably an emergency so check them > it's a message from my gf telling me she needs to use my pc and asking for my password then saying "nvm I think I've seen you type it" followed by like a hundred voice messages > realize if she finds my p--- folder I'd be royally f----- so tell my boss I have an emergency and flee straight to my apartment > be panicking so don't listen to the audios, instead wait to talk to my gf > arrive home and she isn't there, notice my drawers are open > neither my laptop nor my hard drive I used to hide under my bed are there > be really anxious > give up, sit on my couch and decide to listen to her audios > she sounds angry and then nervous and she also sounds like she's crying so can't make much of it other than her debating weather to give my lap to the cops or not > last message sounds like she's getting out of her car and she's saying she's at the police station > last message was about 20 mins ago It's just a matter of time before my whole life is ruined anons. It's over. + 29 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. ☐ Anonymous (ID: (Uu/yE+3) 10/01/22(Sat)11:32:16 No.397785299 ► >>397786217 >>397781713 (OP) you don't get arrested for p--- so i'm assuming it's not adult p--- in which case i hope you die in prison after getting r---- by a giant n-----](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/450/993/6ee.png "Anon regrets cheese pizza | /r/Greentext")
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