My players: Yo DM you write literally way too much for the game DM: Nah... I don't have a problem. *Writes literally 271k words* My players: Me 271k words How do you write like you're running out of time? Also my players: Lore of their characters and favorite NPCs My players

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FOR CHRISTMAS I WANT A DRAGON! BE REALISTIC I WANT TO FINISH A CAMPAIGN WITHOUT IT FIZZLING OUT WHAT COLOR DO YOU WANT YOUR DRAGON Gold

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Party: Starts some s--- with a golden knight by enjoying being evil in front of them, mocking them, and saying they'd look better in red The now 30 ft tall golden dragon: You know the rules, it's time to die

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Dungeons and Dragons - Yes, I really did write 271,277 words (602 pages) for my dnd campaigns. (I did the math. That's 91k words MORE than the entirety of the federalist papers.) | /r/dndmemes

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My players: Yo DM you write literally way too much for the game DM: Nah... I don't have a problem. *Writes literally 271k words* My players: Me 271k words How do you write like you're running out of time? Also my players: Lore of their characters and favorite NPCs My players

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