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ftafp Me, talking about DnD: So, ironically my '24 Goo ended up getting pink-misted before '24 even dropped. I'm still pretty PO'd about it, but I've decided I'm going to 3d6 up a designated doorway dodger. My therapist, as I strap her into the Torment Nexus: And how does that make you feel? Me: Anxious I guess? I decided to roll on the table but even after the 4d6k3 x6 all I got was slop. four rizz isn't exactly a loss, but I feel I'm being pigeonholed into pure BS or pure warforged-warforged. The latter is probably better because it's ZAD, I can marry my homies, and I don't have to worry about the whole accidental tattoo inclusion bitchfest, but I don't want to be made of wood, I want an aluminum buppy. My therapist, her eyes widening with the fear of god: You know what they say, store bought is fine. Me: Storebought's so flimsy it might as well have thaco! It would be cheaper to buy an ass! At very least an ass can go fast! *sighs* At any rate, it doesn't matter. I don't need to be the 30-year old nyoomer. If I have 25 feet so be it. All that matters is that I float like a butterfly, keep up my spirit posse, and hope the table doesn't have a problem with anime bread. With insufficient wizz I'm not going to be able to use the force all that well, but so be it. I think as long as I keep my power level in check and don't whip up a skeleton railbow, my Master isn't going to give me s--- about deboning in the name of the lord....

If you can understand this, apologies for the psychic damage. | /r/dndmemes


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