The day Bill told off his day job GET IN HERE, BILL! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! YOU PUNCHED IN SEVEN MINUTES LATE. I'M DOCKING YOU AN HOUR'S PAY, AND IT BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN... OR ELSE! OH YEAH? I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, MR. BEMIS. I'VE GOT A NEW JOB OFFER WITH A REAL FUTURE... AT HALF THE MONEY! HA! ANYBODY'D BE CRAZY TO PAY YOU EVEN THAT MUCH! THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! I'VE BEEN LEARNING TO WRITE ROLE PLAYING GAMES IN MY SPARE TIME AT HOME! AND NOW I CAN TAKE MY PICK OF JOBS! YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING! YOU MARRY RICH OR SOMETHING? NOPE! I JUST DELIVER PIZZAS AND DRIVE FOR LIBER AT NIGHT! I DON'T NEED YOUR CRUMMY JOB! LGİ Lake Geneva Institute of RPG Writing, Inc. PO Box 1974, Lake Geneva, WI 53147 Acredited Member National Home Study Counci Please send me your 2 FREE BOOKS describing the opportunities in Electronics and how to prepare for them. Name Address ARE YOU WORKING FOR PEANUTS AND WANT TO MAKE EVEN LESS? WRITE ROLE PLAYING GAMES LIKE BILL DOES! Be sure to send for your 2 FREE books today. For your convenience, we will try to have a representative call, I coupon has been removed, write to Cleveland Institute of Electronics, Inc. 1775 East 17th Street, Cleveland, Ohio 44114 City- State Age APPROVED FOR TRAINING UNDER G.I. BILL Veterans and Serviceman Check here for G. Bi information MV-01 MUPPUPPYGAMES.COM

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Party: Starts some s--- with a golden knight by enjoying being evil in front of them, mocking them, and saying they'd look better in red The now 30 ft tall golden dragon: You know the rules, it's time to die

DM PRO TIP CONSEQUENCES IF AN ITEMICAN SURVIVE VIOLENCE, DO NOT LOCK IT IN A BOX THAT CAN BE OPENED BY VIOLENCE

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(Rats only do 1 damage and half of that rounded down from resistance = 0) | /r/dndmemes

THE RAGING BARBARIAN FIGHTING 1,000 RATS: imgflip.com Ha Ha Ha! I am IRAT proof!

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"Don't cry, don't fret. Don't mourn them, the decaying bodies lumped at your feet. They're with me, now. Now come, join your parents. Come with me." Every time he stabs someone: "Don't you see? I'm saving you. I'm saving all of you." | /r/dndmemes

DM: And so you've discovered that every mortal soul that dies is devoured by the great serpent, feeding it, until one day it breaks free and devours all of reality. Oathbreaker Paladin: "Don't worry, I have a solution." EVERY RANDOM NPC SWORD THAT STEALS SOULS

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Sometimes the ends DO justify the means | /r/dndmemes

When the party Warlock goes a little too far: I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this party die!

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"Medium" creatures, eh? | /r/dndmemes

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Players: watch this video that explains why paralysis is bad game design because it removes player agency Me the DM: so you want me to ban hold person and stunning strike? Players: boredpanda.com

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Run that Simulacrum factory while you still can! | /r/dndmemes

2024 PHB: simulacrums cannot cast Simulacrum wizards rushing to mass produce simulacrums of themselves before DM switches to 2024 rules: DAAR

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A Cantrip Tier List | /r/dndmemes

Can Trip Mold Earth Shape Sapping Water Sting Could Trip Eldritch Blast Minor Illusion Lightning Lure Gust Thorn Whip It Might Trip Mage Hand True Strike Magic Stone Create Bonfire Sword Burst Mind Sliver Produce Flame Light Sacred Flame TIERMAKER Shocking Control Grasp Flame Acid Splash Vicious Mockery Booming Blade Prestidi- giation Shillelagh Thunderclap Primal Savagery Infestation Poison Spray Probably Won't Trip Frostbite Firebolt Chill Touch Thaumaturg Toll the Dead Ray of Frost Word of Radiance Can't Trip Guidance Blade Ward Spare the Dying Encode Thoughts Resistance Druidcraft Dancing Lights Mending Message Friends

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You still assign a 2 and 1 when making your character, but an elf could get a 22 in Dex, for example. IDKT, I'm tired | /r/dndmemes

HBC What if racial ability score bonuses actually increased the ability score cap, instead of giving your starting scores a boost? HEO

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Some dnd memes | /r/dndmemes

List of war crimes From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia It has b This list is incomplete; you can help by adding my D&D Party Don't mind if I do.

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Celebration gone wild | /r/dndmemes

The entire party celebrating the death of the Tyrant King in the tavern Doctor, how did you get up there? The Plague Doctor Warlock who managed to get himself onto the roof of the tavern despite not drinking alcohol Ha ha, I have no idea!

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Choose your character! | /r/dndmemes

ALIVER UN-UNALIVER UNALIVER @buyansanjan J UN-UN-UNALIVER

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Totally Spies! | /r/dndmemes

You roll a natural 20 and kill the spy! I wanted to knock him out to interrogate him later! abue mino You rolled a 20 with your bow! The arrow rips through his temple! DS A natural 20 means that I perfectly do what I want and not maximum damage! Knocking people out is only possible with melee attacks!

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The day Bill told off his day job GET IN HERE, BILL! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! YOU PUNCHED IN SEVEN MINUTES LATE. I'M DOCKING YOU AN HOUR'S PAY, AND IT BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN... OR ELSE! OH YEAH? I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, MR. BEMIS. I'VE GOT A NEW JOB OFFER WITH A REAL FUTURE... AT HALF THE MONEY! HA! ANYBODY'D BE CRAZY TO PAY YOU EVEN THAT MUCH! THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! I'VE BEEN LEARNING TO WRITE ROLE PLAYING GAMES IN MY SPARE TIME AT HOME! AND NOW I CAN TAKE MY PICK OF JOBS! YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING! YOU MARRY RICH OR SOMETHING? NOPE! I JUST DELIVER PIZZAS AND DRIVE FOR LIBER AT NIGHT! I DON'T NEED YOUR CRUMMY JOB! LGİ Lake Geneva Institute of RPG Writing, Inc. PO Box 1974, Lake Geneva, WI 53147 Acredited Member National Home Study Counci Please send me your 2 FREE BOOKS describing the opportunities in Electronics and how to prepare for them. Name Address ARE YOU WORKING FOR PEANUTS AND WANT TO MAKE EVEN LESS? WRITE ROLE PLAYING GAMES LIKE BILL DOES! Be sure to send for your 2 FREE books today. For your convenience, we will try to have a representative call, I coupon has been removed, write to Cleveland Institute of Electronics, Inc. 1775 East 17th Street, Cleveland, Ohio 44114 City- State Age APPROVED FOR TRAINING UNDER G.I. BILL Veterans and Serviceman Check here for G. Bi information MV-01 MUPPUPPYGAMES.COM

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