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Anon larps as a family guy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31 KB JPG 01/18/21(Mon)18:25:04 No.23455672 >Friday night nothing to do >decide to drive around >put on my best suit >style my hair nice >go to the Mcdonalds drive through >hold my phone up to my ear >a second before the lady asks for my order I pretend to have a conversation with my imaginary wife on my cell phone >place an order large enough for a nuclear family so as to not blow my cover >as I wait for the food at the next window, I talk to my imaginary wife on the phone about my day >the lady comes with the food as im telling my imaginary son that I love him and ill be home soon with nuggets >"love you too slugger, daddy'll be home soon" >take food, buy beer, get piss drunk by myself and eat half the food I bought, wasting the rest
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