Namaste! You must login or signup first!

IF BiOWARE WROTE MASS EFFECT VADER: Come tot held ark side Luke LUKE8 No. LOL. ScreW you LUKE: W--? Where am I? Who are you? MAN: I am the Force. I created the dark side LUKE: W--!? Just tell me how to ki11 the Emperor MAN: Icreated the dark side to prevent the 丙丙丙丙天天 ecoming too 丙丙丙丙,지 폰{否powerfu and destroyin all non-force sensitives. solution: they destroy the Jedi order every 50,000 years, so they never reach that point. 丙丙天天 天天 LUKE: You're insane! MAN: But since you're here, I'11 do things differently from now LUKE: Okay MAN: The new Death Star gave me new perspectives I'11 let you choose what do to LUKE: Go on MAN: You can A- Control the dark side of The Force, dying in the process B- Merge the dark side and with the light side, changing all midi-chlorians from al1 organisms in the galaxy, so they become new lifeforms. But you'11 die too C-Destroy the dark side. The Emperor, Darth Vader, and you will die in the process. Also, all droids, including C-3PO and R2-D2 will die too, because they are evil. LUKE: what? So everything I learned about the Force was false? MAN: Yes, you're that stupid. But now you have to make a choice that will change the galaxy forever. LUKE: Screw you. I need more information MAN: No. Choose wisely. LUKE: F--- OFF! At least tell me what happens with Leia, Han and Chewie! MAN: oh, so you want to know what happens to your friends? 、1 y-MAN: whichever choice you make, all the hyperdrive motivators will be destroyed and faster-than-light jumps won't be possible any longer. LUKE: WHAT? MAN: Yes, your friends will be stranded in Endor for the rest of their lives LUKE: NOO00O00000000000!!! MAN: Didn't you expect a bittersweet ending to this war? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I really enjoy seeing you speculating about how your choice wil1 change the galaxy Anyway, I can show a small video of Endor, I think you'11 appreciate it. LUKE: F--- YOU! A11 my training, all my efforts, all my struggle are permantently wasted and I can only make a blind choice without knowing the practical consequences of it! I wish I had died in Belspin. DUDE, SERIOUSLY, F--- OFF! THE END

+8

IF BIOWARE WROTE STAR WARS


Uploaded by lcaracol Apr 26, 2012 at 10:27PM EDT

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Mass Effect 3 Endings Reception

File type: png

Resolution: (636px x 2352px)

File size: 1.39 MB


ENDINGS EXTENDE ALL OF THEM STILL SUCK
IN MY CYCLE WE KNEW HOW TO END A VIDEO GAME SERIESo memegenerator.net
STILL A BETTER ENDING THAN MASS EFFECT 3 DIY DESPAIR.COM
View All 461 Images

Load 1 Comment

More:


+ Add a Comment

Comments (1)


Display Comments

Add a Comment


+ Add an Image

Image Details

5,969 views (1 from today)

Uploaded Apr 26, 2012 at 10:27PM EDT

Origin Entry

Mass Effect 3 Endings Reception

Tags

star wars, star, ending, matrix, mass effect 2, mass effect, luke, vader, darth, mass effect 3, endings

Claim Authorship Edit History
Textile Embed