Anonymous 10/22/17(Sun)22:57:38 No.35580872 >>35580130 # Because the airforce is the closest thing we have to a mecha anime irl. Think about it. >brave hero pilots going off to war in 64 KB JPG extravagant multibillion dollar machines >technology out the ass >massive support team dedicated solely to sucking the pilot's d--- >literally like 100 non pilots for every pilot >techno cyberpunk nonsense filled cockpit >crazy f------ "look at that guy and kill him" style war machines >can't take out the crazy f------ war machines too often because the [animation] bill is too large >when combat does come it lasts for 5 minutes and is the most spectacular thing in the world >immediately after it's right back to stupid minor social problems at the airbase The airforce is literally Gundam but somehow more gay.

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Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

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: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)19:03:45 No.31633803 MV5BYThmZTVjZjYtNzYwYS00OWI4LTliYmUtZDE2ZGY4YTM5NTI2XkEyX 24 KB JPG >been dating this person for a few months >Booked a 20 days vacation with her to south Europe >Planned it and picked the activities together >Everything was all good until last week end, never had any argument or any f--- up from my part >Got a message last night telling me she didnt feel sure she wanted to keep up with the relationship and was having second thoughts on spending summer with me What now? Do I still go alone? : Anonymous >>31633803 (OP) # 07/17/24(Wed)19:06:10 No.31633813 Hope you learned your lessons OP. And yeah, go alone unless your tickets are transferrable >>31634105 #

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☐ Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)18:01:41 No.204742572 >>204742652 >>204743944 >>204744896 >>204745679 File: 1729580365480.png (1.25 MB, 1500x768) >OH AND ONE MORE SET OF POINTS TO ADD >FOR BEING A HOUSE OF PEOPLE THAT IDOLISE MURDERERS, RAPISTS AND AN EVIL LORD.... I AWARD SLYTHERIN WITH AS MANY POINTS AS JEWS DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST >*slytherin erupts Into thunderous applause* >Dumbledore looks directly to the camera >"ZERO POINTS". >> Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)18:07:33 No.204742661 ►>>204742674 File: Screenshot 2024-10-22 at (...).png (1.8 MB, 914x1168) >>204742470 (OP) >Honestly lol, You guys r gonna fly around on brooms, they're gasoline powered advanced tech made in area 51, magic isn't real u f------ retards I'm an alien LMAO. Whatever, I'm f------ drunk, 1000 points to GRIFFINDOR, F--- U slytherian KEK F------, ROFL u think I'd let you win dumb f------ bitches. Harry... meet me in the dungeon below, you already know to put on lipstick u f------ twink. Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)18:08:33 No.204742674 >>204742661 >Dumbledore said calmly. ☐ Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)21:52:39 No.204745657 File: tomriddle.jpg (85 KB, 270x387) G >Tom Riddle: I was in the library the other day, in the Restricted Section, and I read something rather odd about a Muggle man and his struggle. It's called, as I understand it... Lebensraum. >Slughorn: I beg your pardon? >Tom: Lebensraum. I came across the term while reading and I didn't fully understand it. >Slughorn: I'm not sure what you were reading, Tom, but this is very dark stuff. Very dark indeed. >Tom: Which is why I came to you. >Slughorn: Lebensraum means "living space," or "breathing room." >Tom: But what exactly does that entail, Sir? >Slughorn: Conquered land gets depopulated and then colonized by the conquerors. >Tom: Depopulated? >Slughorn: One way or the other, the native populations are removed. >Tom: And how does one depopulate the entirety of Eastern Europe, Sir? >Slughorn: I think you already know the answer to that, Tom... >Tom: Genocide. >Slughorn: Merlin's beard, Tom... this is all hypothetical, isn't it Tom? All academic??? >Tom: Of course, Sir. It'll be our little secret. ☐ Anonymous 10/22/24(Tue)22:10:25 No.204745936 File: sorting.png (123 KB, 800x360) >Male!

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File: 1330151807.jpg-(141 KB, 1280x720, 1279219969258.jpg) Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:36 No.61895228 Lets play the Japanese animal noise game /a/, I'll start! Cats go 'nyaa nyaa... Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:38 No.61895297 File: 1330151915.jpg-(11 KB, 400x225, Ninaalexander.jpg) The dog goes "da...ddy" Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:39 No.61895359 File: 1330151992.jpg-(67 KB, 367x341, 1327688312375.jpg) >>61895297 Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:42 No.61895437 File: 1330152137.jpg-(11 KB, 251x251, 1329541721858.jpg) No >>61895297 I won't deal with it Anonymous 02/25/12(Sat)01:43 No.61895470 File: 1330152197.jpg-(7 KB, 255x194, 1329965145806.jpg) >>61895297 too far

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Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)20:47:47 No.1478319 >be me back in highschool >post-class charity thing going on >bring my switch to play smash ultimate with friends >older fat kid from another class wants to play with us >demands to turn off items when it's his turn >i go 1v1 with him and he says something like "i actually play this competitively so um i'm gonna go easy on you anon haha" >i start beating his ass >gets visually nervous and tries to lock in >we're pretty close but i'm still winning and he only has one life left >i knock him out of the stage and fails to recover >this absolute grease ball actually quits the game back into the switch home and CLOSES IT >5 seconds of complete silence >did this fat retard just ragequit in local??? >everyone starts booing him and someone throws a juice box at him >he leaves angry as f--- >years later find out he got arrested for r----- his little brother >mfw now every time someone rage quits in a game i instantly think of this guy and there's nothing i can do about it

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Anonymous 10/22/17(Sun)22:57:38 No.35580872 >>35580130 # Because the airforce is the closest thing we have to a mecha anime irl. Think about it. >brave hero pilots going off to war in 64 KB JPG extravagant multibillion dollar machines >technology out the ass >massive support team dedicated solely to sucking the pilot's d--- >literally like 100 non pilots for every pilot >techno cyberpunk nonsense filled cockpit >crazy f------ "look at that guy and kill him" style war machines >can't take out the crazy f------ war machines too often because the [animation] bill is too large >when combat does come it lasts for 5 minutes and is the most spectacular thing in the world >immediately after it's right back to stupid minor social problems at the airbase The airforce is literally Gundam but somehow more gay.

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