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Anon likes Super Smash Bros. Ultimate | /r/Greentext
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![File: uno.jpg (7 KB, 500x500) UNO Uno Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon) 18:36:19 No.926294728 [Reply] >>926295020 >>926295165 I hate this game so f------ much. >Be me >At college party >All either drunk or high >Everyone wants to play Uno >I've never played Uno >Tell them and they all just laugh >Most instruction I got was "It's f------ Uno" >They start without explaining anything >My turn >Everyone is talking and not paying attention >thefuckdoido.jpg >Throw down a random card and go to the bathroom hoping they'll just move on before I get back >Return to a room full of people laughing so hard they can't stand >People are crying and falling off of their chairs and off the sofa >"Anon what the f---?" (same guy that said it's f------ uNo) between tears from laughing so hard >Say that I should probably just not play >They beg me to keep playing but still no one tells me how to play >My turn again, not sure what to do and they're all watching me intently >Throw down a random card that just happens to be the same color as what it was supposed to be >They all cheer like I figured it out >Still no idea what I'm doing >My turn is coming up again >Act like I have an assignment due the next day and leave party early >Get home and google the rules >You just match the colors and numbers Really? That's all they had to say? >It's f------ Uno F--- me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/930/399/54b.png "Anon tries a new game | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1474885625692.jpg (39 KB, 509x619) ☐ times where you have almost made it Anonymous 03/09/17(Thu)11:23:00 No.40643882 [Reply] >>40644281 >>40644891 >>40643911 >>40643931 >>40643932 >>40643942 >>40643946 >>40644094 >>40644105 >>40644114 >>40644126 >>40644145 I am considering to renovate my apartment just to distract me from being myself /fit/ >visiting female friend I have known for many years >do friend stuff, nothing fancy >plan was that I stay the night if it gets too late >oh boy I have prepared myself so long for this >clean shaven, got my best cologne out and even bought a nice new tracksuit to hang around at her place (we are long past gone the point where we pretend to not be hobo-tier while being at home ) >at night >we go to sleep and browse s--- on our phones >could clearly see her miring when I got out of the shower before bed >I have lifted so long for this very moment >decide to be bold it's now or never >"hey wanna have sex?" >ALPHA AS F--- this is my new me >she puts phone down and smirks "uhm haha what? I mean yea sure why not" >stare at her for 5 seconds >bros you can't imagine how long 5 seconds can be >autism spike >look at her and say "yea well I didn't expect that answer" >silence >she looks at me for a few seconds clearly expecting me to make a move >she eventually rolls over with her back to me and gets back on her phone >don't talk or even mention it next morning Hold me, /fit/. Please hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/929/964/061.png "Weaponized autism | /r/Greentext")
![File: N-008.png (283 KB, 523x567) HAN RED WHITE &BIL PARACH Anonymous 03/24/17(Fri)11:29:31 No.726714895 [Reply] > be me > be in 2003 > firework night > britfag celebration of the torture of a catholic > Uncle reveals he's attached mice/guinea pigs to the rockets along with makeshift parachutes > fireworks start going off > no mice survive > wholesome family tradition begins > be one year later > more mice > family compete to see who can make the best parachutes > no mice survive > be in 2008 > first successful landing > first firework day trophy is awarded to my sister > still no survivors though > baby steps > be in 2010 > first survivor touches down > big celebration > we begin breeding the mice to save money > survivor is used as stud to selectively breed an ubermaus race of rocket riders > be in 2011 > we are getting good at this > survival rate has reached ~5 per year > survivors are sent back up > clearly they are the best specimens > need to stay competetive to win the trophy and newly introduced monetary prize > be in 2015 > great year for rocket riders > 11 survive >mfw I still haven't won a trophy > pic related](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/929/749/175.png "Anon makes paratroopers | /r/Greentext")
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