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File: Screenshot(1539).png (632 KB, 802x452) NA LAUDEL ☐ Suicide Doctor Arrested Anonymous (ID: V8mbLrxc 11/02/24(Sat) 15:16:22 No.486664403 >>486664447 >>486664617 >>486665950 >>486666396 >>486666581 >>486666651 >>486666813 >>486667118 >>486667163 >>486667223 >>486667276 >>486667729 >>486667947 >>486668208 >>486668567 >>486668900 >>486670388 >>486675274 >>486677364 >>486677799 >>486677957 >>486678270 >>486678337 >>486678596 >>486678993 >>486679162 >>486679446 >>486679920 >>486680054 >>486680316 >>486680417 >>486680651 >>486681146 >>486681798 >>486681861 >>486682957 >>486683272 >>486683577 >>486684092 >>486687146 >>486687189 30 minutes of strangulation inside the pod. Australian-born Dr Philip Nitschke, 77 - nicknamed Dr Death invented the Sarco, short for sarcophagus. >suicidals BTFO https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14030293/Sarco-suicide- pod-post-mortem-evidence-dark-spot-caught-camera-mysterious- alarm-questions-PAUL-BRACCHI-investigates.html >> Anonymous (ID: V8mbLrxc) 11/02/24(Sat) 15:19:30 No.486664617 >>486667276 >>486667734 >>486668341 >>486670041 >>486677149 >>486677611 >>486678432 >>486678596 >>486678766 >>486679140 >>486679346 >>486680533 >>486681346 >>486682994 >>486683701 >>486684552 >>486684801 File: Screenshot(1540).png (376 KB, 510x506) >>486664403 (OP) >This line of inquiry, the article alleged, came to light at a court hearing when chief prosecutor Peter Sticher is said to have suggested the woman may have been strangled. The claim was based on a phone call from a forensic scientist to investigators a few hours after she had died that she had suffered injuries to her neck. Apparantly she wasn't dying after 30 minutes of struggling so they opened it up and strangled her with hands around her neck. Dr. Death fled the scene. ☐ Anonymous (ID: QTIJaile) 11/02/24(Sat) 16:49:45 No.486670388 >>486675175 >>486675510 >>486677341 >>486677382 >>486664403 (OP). there's something deeply funny about the idea of this guy panicking when he realizes she's not dying, then deciding to just finish the job himself via strangulation "ah f---, what do I do now....guess I gotta strangle this bitch" it's some straight up looney tunes s--- ☐ Anonymous (ID: s0b2X9nY) 11/02/24(Sat) 18:22:19 No.486675274 >>486664403 (OP) >And this is Frank, he will strangle you to death with his big muscular hands if the nitrogen doesn't work. ☐ Anonymous (ID: JvDuqtwx) 11/02/24(Sat) 19:12:12 No.486677799 >>486664403 (OP). >tfw my hecking wholesome futuristic assisted unaliving operation is just the doctor's personal choke people to death legally fetish ☐ Anonymous (ID: G42wFaia) 11/02/24(Sat)21:16:14 No.486683577 >>486664403 (OP) >Australian-born Dr Philip Nitschke Aussies always troll.

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File: 1742605941914985.png (135 KB, 446x418) ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:34:22 No.705990793 >>705990876 >>705991053 >>705991365 >>705991873 >>705993404 >>705993719 >>705993867 >>705994525 >>705996342 >>705997259 >>706000648 >>706002136 >>706002279 >>706005514 >>706005834 >>706006030 >>706007143 >>706010173 >>706013658 >>706013813 >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO WITH MY FREAKING ZEST HAHA! Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:35:57 No.705990876 ►>>705991454 >>705990793 (OP) Will China fix Ubisoft once they buy the company for 30 bucks? Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 13:16:03 No.705993404 >>705990793 (OP) >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO why stop there? kill the whole publisher ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:08:52 No. 705996505 >>705996845 Ubisoft aint going away incel, these threads are ridiculous. ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:17:02 No.705997008 ► What's funny about Yasuke is that there are so many trying to tell his story in recent years and it keeps flopping or failing. The anime was a big flop, just like this will be. The guy from Black Panther was trying to get a Yasuke movie off the ground but then he died of butt cancer. I think I've heard of several other actors trying to make a movie happen, like Michael B Jordan and John Boyega, but nothing has come of it. Yasuke is not as popular as they think he is >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:39:26 No.706001617 ► I'd like to think Ubisoft knew they were f-----, so the devteam spent the last year going over-the-top with the zesty s---. >Hon hon! >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:49:05 No.706002067 >>706002429 >>706009167 >>706013331 How does yasuke know japanese? He's a portuguese slave >> ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:16:49 No.706006223 File: assasins creed.webm (2.66 MB, 1920x940)-[Close] >>706006730 ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:14:27 No.705996845 >>705999248 >>706002695 >>706007157 >>706008463 File: file.png (35 KB, 741x428) Ubisoft Entertainment SA €12.15 +79.35% -46.69 5Y Mar 21, 6:00:00 PM UTC+1 EUR EPA Disclaimer >Game has microtransactions out of the ass >Can spend cash to unlock op gear >Can spend money to unlock the revealed map >Music consists of Hip hop and 'Ching chong wa wa NINJA!' I sincerely hope this kills Ubislop ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:37:31 No.706007143 ► File: 1708400513861711.png (494 KB, 1023x763) 1D 5D 1M 6M 100 80 60 40 20 YTD 1Y 5Y MAX 0 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 >>705996505 Brother, this is not the graph of a company that is "not going away". Their stock is down almost 10% today, a day after their huge release that is supposed to save the company. They have well over two billion dollars of debt. Ubisoft is dead. >>705990793 (OP). >MFW he looked directly at the camera with a smirk and said 'l really am the Assassins Creed: Shadows' ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 18:52:30 No.706010173 ► >>705990793 (OP). I think people will buy this game when more people find out Yasuke sucks d--- and eats c--.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: zUo4dzyy) 03/20/25(Thu)15:39:22 No.501020304 43 KB PNG >Invent Wokeness >Spread Wokeness to the entire world >Stop being woke while the rest of the world goes to s--- Did America just troll the entire world?

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Anonymous 111 KB JPG 11/02/24(Sat) 14:17:00 No.79325937 >be me >light up a c-------- >as the smoke rises, get that rush - think I'm Snake >gravelly inner monologue kicks in, voice drops an octave >"Kept you waiting, huh?" whisper to no one in particular >scan the room like I'm on a covert mission, everyone's a potential target >take a long drag, eyes narrowed, feel the adrenaline >start moving like I'm sneaking around, hiding behind corners in plain sight >some dude gives me a weird look >"civilian. doesn't know I'm on a mission," mutter under my breath >finish the c--------, feel the Snake fading >walk away, mission complete Next time, I'll be ready

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File: joker 2.jpg (62 KB, 1080x918) Joker: You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with Batman: **unzips** Joker: MULTIVERSE SHITPOSTING Oh. ☐ Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)22:47:35 No.204891364 >>204891393 >>204891442 >The film was a critical and commercial failure, having grossed $193 million on a $190-200 million budget. Was it worth it? ☐ Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)22:49:55 No.204891393 >>204891364 (OP) You seriously think they wrre trying to make money with Joker 2? ☐ Anonymous 10/27/24(Sun)22:54:17 No.204891442 >>204891364 (OP). >capeshit humiliation ritual i'm glad they made it, people won't look at capeshit the same way for a very long time

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: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 11/02/24(Sat)11:46:32 No.79324892 >NOOOO YOU CANT USE AI TO CREATE DEGENERATE SLOP THAT U CAN J------- TOOOO!! >U HAVE TO PAY ME TO MAKE DEGENERATE SLOP THAT TAKES DAYS TO MAKE AN IS THE SAME QUALITY AS A!!!!! ITS WITEWAWWY UNETHICAL!!! Why are artists like this? Is it because they're seething about not being able to make hundreds of dollars off of gooners anymore? : Anonymous >>79324892 (OP) # 11/02/24(Sat)11:48:25 No.79324899 did you really make a thread for a rhetorical question

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☐ Anonymous 11/02/24(Sat)00:28:08 No.693533513 >>693533662 >>693533798 >>693533852 >>693534062 >>693534262 File: GZ9GJVqXMAA4vwk.png (250 KB, 586x586) >>693533565 >>693533590 >>693533601 >/v/ claims to be anti censorship. >Constantly complains about the presence of women/black people/ gays in games and try to harass devs on Twitter into not having them. >/v/ claims to be anti cancel culture. >Constantly complains about the previously mentioned games, and even go as far as to buy games just to refund them in order to financially hurt the devs. >/v/complains about games being too "pander-y" when they feature women & minorities. >But constantly whine whenever the protagonist of a game isn't some muscled white dude and gets mad when characters don't look like them, i.e. you want to be pandered to. >/v/complains when black people want more black characters in vidya and tells them to go make their own games. >Gets mad when they actually do make their own games with their own characters i.e. Dustborn & Tales of Kenzera: Zau. >/v/complains whenever a female character isn't designed to look like a supermodel. >Gets mad and cry "HYPERGAMY!" when women apply the same beauty standards in return. >/v/ whines about the vidya industry being stale and never evolving. >Only ever buy AAA games that all look alike or whatever some greasy eceleb shill tells them to buy. Thank god I never had my head poisoned with this stupid s---. I realized whining about "Anti-woke" stuff was f------ stupid a decade ago with the goobergate nonsense, and I was only 17 at the time. I can't imagine being a grown ass man and acting like you guys do.

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: Anonymous I just realized women are now (...) 2.96 MB JPG 10/29/24(Tue)21:31:22 No.79289650 >Go out with chick I'm f------ >Go get drinks at a bar >It's a cool bar. A mix of glass art exhibit, hotel, bar and restaurant. >On her phone taking pics of the drink and food. >Have to nudge her to look at the f------ art >Leave the bar and wander around. >I take pics of cool artwork. >We stop at an Irish pub to end the night >Live Celtic music on a stage >She is on her phone >She turns on Always sunny in Philadelphia "Umm why are you watching a tv show right now? Did you wanna go?" >"No I am having a blast, just we're in an Irish pub and it made me think of the pub in always sunny..." "Could you wait till after we leave maybe?" >Turns off always sunny >Updates status on social media >I figure the night was ruined but I got some cool pics >Am told later that she had an amazing time despite beimg on her phone mist of the night. V .. have become the terminally online gender that never gets off the internet and cries over mean words through a screen

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Anonymous 119 KB JPG >start scrolling 11/01/24(Fri)19:16:15 No.79319733 >be me >have bad day >mad about the fact that I am 24 years old and still a virgin, never went to college, have no driving license and am stuck in a dead end job in my hometown >log into Facebook just for fun >see that the girl who rejected me back in school died >she had a car accident with her son and daughter >all three of them are dead >suddenly start smiling >day is not so bad anymore HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rest In Piss Roastie

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Anonymous DONT TREAD ON ME 112 KB PNG 11/01/24(Fri)11:08:50 No.926805712 >24 mtf trans >match with a guy on grindr >51m, has an honest to god mansion >I show up and we f--- >he lights a c-------- afterward and goes on this out of pocket rant about the government and the NAP and the election season >ends it with "and so retards are gonna come after trannies like you" >asks if I have a gun, I say no >he tells me to put my clothes on >leads me deeper into his mansion >into a beautiful gun room >5 separate racks clearly sorted by a sperg's touch >hands me a revolver, showing me what each part does >end up firing guns in this guy's backyard for the rest of the day >he tells me to keep the pistol, says I'll need it Libertarians are the biggest wildcards, man. Guy gave me a $1400 Smith and Wesson and all I had to do was f--- him once ⠀ Anonymous >>926805712 (OP) # 11/01/24(Fri)11:10:32 No.926805777 I'm the guy. I gave the t----- the gun because i know the statistics. >>926805829 # >>926805858 #

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Anonymous 458 KB JPG 11/01/24(Fri)18:35:43 No. 11850025 >be me >see Gucci shoes online >decide to buy them, gonna impress my crush at work >walk in feeling like a king >**{Reaction Speed}**: Yup, they're all looking at me. She's definitely noticing me. >crush walks by, doesn't even look >someone says "Nice fake, bro." >everyone laughs >**{Shivers}**: What the f---? >turns out they think the shoes are fake >crush still doesn't care, keeps walking >**{Inland Empire}**: You thought you could just buy respect? You really thought this would work?

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Anonymous How the f--- do i stop feeling(...) 07/19/24(Fri)07:00:13 No.31644145 1b77fed7950104d5069848cbf8f9e5c4.jpg 37 KB JPG > bmi 27 due to s----- medication weight gain > restrict to 1000 calories each day > get to bmi 23 > stop losing weight out of nowhere > feel way more fatter than i did when i was fat as f---, can't do anything without feeling massive

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File: Screenshot(1539).png (632 KB, 802x452) NA LAUDEL ☐ Suicide Doctor Arrested Anonymous (ID: V8mbLrxc 11/02/24(Sat) 15:16:22 No.486664403 >>486664447 >>486664617 >>486665950 >>486666396 >>486666581 >>486666651 >>486666813 >>486667118 >>486667163 >>486667223 >>486667276 >>486667729 >>486667947 >>486668208 >>486668567 >>486668900 >>486670388 >>486675274 >>486677364 >>486677799 >>486677957 >>486678270 >>486678337 >>486678596 >>486678993 >>486679162 >>486679446 >>486679920 >>486680054 >>486680316 >>486680417 >>486680651 >>486681146 >>486681798 >>486681861 >>486682957 >>486683272 >>486683577 >>486684092 >>486687146 >>486687189 30 minutes of strangulation inside the pod. Australian-born Dr Philip Nitschke, 77 - nicknamed Dr Death invented the Sarco, short for sarcophagus. >suicidals BTFO https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14030293/Sarco-suicide- pod-post-mortem-evidence-dark-spot-caught-camera-mysterious- alarm-questions-PAUL-BRACCHI-investigates.html >> Anonymous (ID: V8mbLrxc) 11/02/24(Sat) 15:19:30 No.486664617 >>486667276 >>486667734 >>486668341 >>486670041 >>486677149 >>486677611 >>486678432 >>486678596 >>486678766 >>486679140 >>486679346 >>486680533 >>486681346 >>486682994 >>486683701 >>486684552 >>486684801 File: Screenshot(1540).png (376 KB, 510x506) >>486664403 (OP) >This line of inquiry, the article alleged, came to light at a court hearing when chief prosecutor Peter Sticher is said to have suggested the woman may have been strangled. The claim was based on a phone call from a forensic scientist to investigators a few hours after she had died that she had suffered injuries to her neck. Apparantly she wasn't dying after 30 minutes of struggling so they opened it up and strangled her with hands around her neck. Dr. Death fled the scene. ☐ Anonymous (ID: QTIJaile) 11/02/24(Sat) 16:49:45 No.486670388 >>486675175 >>486675510 >>486677341 >>486677382 >>486664403 (OP). there's something deeply funny about the idea of this guy panicking when he realizes she's not dying, then deciding to just finish the job himself via strangulation "ah f---, what do I do now....guess I gotta strangle this bitch" it's some straight up looney tunes s--- ☐ Anonymous (ID: s0b2X9nY) 11/02/24(Sat) 18:22:19 No.486675274 >>486664403 (OP) >And this is Frank, he will strangle you to death with his big muscular hands if the nitrogen doesn't work. ☐ Anonymous (ID: JvDuqtwx) 11/02/24(Sat) 19:12:12 No.486677799 >>486664403 (OP). >tfw my hecking wholesome futuristic assisted unaliving operation is just the doctor's personal choke people to death legally fetish ☐ Anonymous (ID: G42wFaia) 11/02/24(Sat)21:16:14 No.486683577 >>486664403 (OP) >Australian-born Dr Philip Nitschke Aussies always troll.

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