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Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)20:31:16 No.79569169 >>79569059 >be me, lonely and horny >started posting on /soc/ a while ago >>79569180 >>79569249 >posted my nudes in a thread, got a ton of attention from other anons >got contact info from some anons, i thought they were women, but after talking to them find out they're dudes >still kind of into it, get off on the idea of a bunch of femboys jerking off to me, think I might be bisexual >decide to try out being with a guy, download grindr >instantly a ton of dudes are interested >meet one today that has a feminine ass >the whole time i'm driving to his house i'm so nervous i'm sweating >Get to his place, have a little smalltalk >start making out >immediately start to notice everything manly about him >his stubble feels like sandpaper >put my hand on his chest and there is a stark absence of t------ >he puts my hand on his ass, it doesn't feel right >normally with a girl I'd be rock hard right now but I'm soft as butter you left out for a day >his breath tastes like cigarettes and i want to throw up the whole time >he's pressed against me and i can feel his hard johnson through his pants >think if I were gay i'd be hard by now >stop him, say I'm not into it. Make up some excuse a woman has used on me before >say "I'm on antidepressants and sometimes my body just doesn't get into it" >he's surprisingly nice about it, we put our clothes on and i leave >all day long feel disgusting >showered and brushed my teeth but can still taste and smell him on me >turns out I was getting off on people paying attention to me because I'm so lonely, not actually gay Luckily I stopped it before f------ his pooper but yeah, that's the story

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File: chainsaw man.jpg (100 KB, 1627x915) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:55:42 No.252911844 ►>>252911908 >>252914188 >>252914377 >>252916077 >>252919346 >>252919475 >>252920429 >>252921191 W--? >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:58:52 No.252911908 ►>>252913869 >>252913951 >>252914028 File: 06467EB6-9CF5-49FC-84A4-5(...).jpg (599 KB, 2730x4096) >>252911844 (OP) Denji could've got laid. He f----- up bad.. 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Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► >>252913869 brother what Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260▸ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 ► e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ► e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280×720) >>252913869 >>252913869 at last I truly see Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) my f------ sides best post all day i kneel >>252913869 >t. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:13:15 No.252927301 ► File: it's so over.png (816 KB, 1121x673) >>252913869 My sides Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:33:58 No.252914670 ► File: 1683785740614529.jpg (30 KB, 567x496) >>252913869 Damn, this post really mindbroken everyone Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:44:57 No.252914811 ► File: 1674008914715180.jpg (29 KB, 680x504) >>252913869 Never have I seen a sentiment conveyed through nonsense with such clarity before. A true modern poet. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:27:55 No.252919702 ► File: 1235316161e7427.png (161 KB, 774x788) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:43:30 No.252926278 ► >>252913869 ESLkun... >>252913869 >The most sane CSM fan Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:56:05 No.252920335 ►>>252920351 File: 1681220115757034.jpg (95 KB, 1200x1200) >>252913869 Anon bravely dying of a stroke to shitpost one last time. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759► File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 XXXX Anonymous UCDAZZJIVYOCHT_42:16 No.2021 20224 IC: JUS_405_4.129 [12 <1, 300 Audinous 1024/2004; 004:20 > 2225 4000 desale Zaroor A 7841 IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ► File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296▸ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) >>252913869 I HATE THIS i am extreme dissapoint *forced smile Are you allright anon? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ► File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ►>>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551► e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Neory BonCINII VA; CDT > < = >>252913869 >only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ► File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. "cb1100 "PRETEND" ? Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No.252927073 ► File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 beautiful I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:06:02 No.252920577 ►>>252920932 >>252913869 Confused reaction image farmpost Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:36:25 No.252923792 ► File: 1680879053748926.jpg (87 KB, 644x954) >>252913869 Funniest s--- ive all week Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:02:20 No. File: 1647832313112.png (236 KB, 405x560) >>252913869 We got it all wrong. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:55:51 No.252916802 ► File: 1676938237963971.jpg (285 KB, 1711x1108) >>252913869 put me in the screenie weenie

Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

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ile: file.png (1.41 MB, 1200x630) based nappy Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)13:43:02 No.17296260 >>17296276 >>17296308 GOAT of history? >shattered the moorberian "*"empire"*** of mass r--- and 5th century extraction slavery >burned their crap to the ground >taught iberians their place >singlehandedly gave 550M ungrateful thirdies independence >responsible for the civil law and SI system of EVROPA and civilizations >probably a bunch of other stuff too, but most importantly he's the arch enemy of the worst posters on /his/ and 4chan

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Anon admires America | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon) 19:03:49 No.686011898 While there are guns and money, there won't be any freedom, Luisa. communism.jpg 176 KB JPG >anti-capitalist >gun control advocate >"Here's the protagonist of our cowboy game, people!" Face it, videogames were always woke, they just used to be more subtle about it Anonymous truth 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:21 No.686012009 >>686020513 # Anonymous >>686011898 (OP) # 08/19/24(Mon) 19:05:35 No.686012023 I don't remember the context. He could be just nihilistic about it.

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File: mh-139-grey-wolf-fleet-cut.jpg (395 KB, 1920x1080) Boeing incompetence Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:43:51 No.62922398 >>62922408 >>62922491 >>62922595 >>62922687 >>62922964 >be Boeing >decide to build Leonardo's AW139s for the USAF to replace hueys >Boeing decides to "militarize" the 139 by removing the entire air conditioning system >crew complains about not being able to breathe > avionics now overheat not too long after takeoff >have to spend millions trying to refit the aircon units Is Boeing retarded? Why the f--- would they still get contracts like the T-7 after the s--- they keep pulling? Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:47:47 No.62922408 ►>>62922414 >>62922706 >>62923109 >>62922398 (OP) turns out you can't just replace all the white engineers with pajeets and expect everything to still work Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)06:49:41 No.62922414 >>62922408 >replace all the white engineers with pajeets >>62922422 >>62922427 >>62922439 >>62922860 google and microsoft did it and profits are through the roof.

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: Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:53:20 No.68251878 >be awkward lonely khv that's never had female attention >washing dishes at work, minding my own business >Pretty waitress girl walks up to 44 KB JPG me >"Anon do you wanna go out on a date" >"S-sure!" >She starts laughing >Her coworker waitress friend who's also a Stacy comes in the back with a kazoo and confetti >"It was a dare!!" They laugh while saying in unison How do you respond? : Anonymous 04/16/22(Sat)21:54:54 No.68251891 kill myself on the spot in front of them >>68251925 #

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Anon raises a daughter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)22:19:55 No.23988523 My daughter will >know Latin fluently by age 8 >know Greek fluently by age 12 >know enough Aramaic to read the original Torah (from which the Hebrew targum derives) by age 16, to give her a basis for reading Semitic languages >have reading knowledge of all major Romance languages by age 16 >be fluent in German by age 16 >be conversationally fluent in Russian from casual speaking around the home by age 20, to give her a basis for reading Slavic languages >know just enough Sanskrit to translate shastras with a dictionary by age 24 >know between 2000 and 10000 Chinese radicals by age 24, selected for frequency of appearance in classical texts >learn mathematics via Euclid, Apollonius of Perga, Eratosthenes, Hipparchus, Archimedes, Ptolemy, Diophantus, Descartes, Fermat, Leibniz, Newton, and Euler, with additional study as desired (and in tandem with me) >have read all of the western classics with me by age 20, and read them continuously throughout her life >be severely beaten if she reads any literature published after 1960 and not vetted by me first >be able to read musical notation and play decent piano (but I will not pressure to play music her beyond that) >be a borderline asexual lesbian, pursuant to Paglia's belief that only semi-insane lesbians like Dickinson have access to the creative muse >be a practiced Goethean scientist and zarte Empirist, with near- expert knowledge of cloud types, minerals, plants, and animals, and expert knowledge in genera of her choosing >be soundly beaten for so much as expressing an interest in "smart- phones" or "popular culture" (prolefeed) >be beheaded via scimitar and replaced with her slightly younger sister if she breaks any of these rules or consorts with men >finally be allowed, after a certain point (decided by me), to date and marry ONE (1) world-historical man (as adjudged by me, after I reread Hegel's Philosophy of History five times consecutively and sign off on his eigentliche weltgeschichtlichkeit), on the understanding that I will torture him to death, dismember him, and send his remains via horsemen to fore symbolic corners of the earth if he disrespects her, followed by her beheading as well (with aforementioned scimitar) Anonymous 11/24/24(Sun)08:50:46 No.23989191 >>23988523 # my son will bench 200lbs at 15 and will r--- your daughter

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Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous good 66 KB JPG 11/24/24(Sun)21:01:36 No.206239810 >Goes to see wicked >Sneak in food obviously >Movie starts out with someone getting cucked >Child comes out different color, father doesn't divorce but raises the kid anyway >Made fun of for skin color >Turns out she's super nice and >Everyone realizes they shouldn't judge based on race >Judge her based on race at the end anyway >Google what happens in Wizard of Oz >The same witch goes on to enslave an entire group of people and animals >Tortures a lion >Enslaves some poor foreign girl >Witch is killed and everyone is happy to not be oppressed >Turns out they were right to judge based on skin color What did they mean by this?

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>Be me, 26M >Own and operate a slaughterhouse, 3.5 acres in size, capacity of around 45k livestock, passed down by my dad >Go on dates >A few minutes in, get asked what I do for a living >Tell them I own and operate a slaughterhouse >They get visibly uncomfortable, get blocked minutes after 1st date

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>> >> Anonymous 01/01/15(Thu)13:16:56 No.589805467 >>589805822 I got a f----- up story for you. >Be 20 >Need money >Meet 59 year old guy >Guy is a retired software engineer, loads of money >Guy tells me he has super hero fetish >Says he will pay me $500 per "session", no sex or touching on his part >Reluctantly agree >Get to his house >Has me dress into a highly detailed Superman costume >Pays me to "pretend I am being killed by a super villain" >Guy sits on the couch and jerks off while I roll around the floor and pretend to be getting killed by an evil villain >Guy is literally saying stuff like "F--- yeah Superman! I got you now!" while I do this >Do this multiple times a month, each time in a different costume like Spider Man, Green Lantern, etc. >Do this for around 6 months until I got a regular job Anonymous 01/01/15(Thu)13:19:52 No.589805822 File: ooooh.jpg (7 KB, 267x200) >>589805467 >"f--- yeah Superman! i got you now!"

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 7KXnZ81d) Republicucks ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/24/24(Sun)17:17:53 No.489470595 Tom Cotton Threatens to Invade Holland to Protect Israel's Government From ICC Arrest Warrant Phillip Nieto Nov 21st, 2024, 4:18 pm 796 comments X Post reddit MR. COTTON 242 KB PNG >"America first" >"One of our allies doesn't like our presi--- I mean, Israeli prime minister? We must invade that terrorist state!!!!" I wonder who really is in charge of America at this point.

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Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)20:31:16 No.79569169 >>79569059 >be me, lonely and horny >started posting on /soc/ a while ago >>79569180 >>79569249 >posted my nudes in a thread, got a ton of attention from other anons >got contact info from some anons, i thought they were women, but after talking to them find out they're dudes >still kind of into it, get off on the idea of a bunch of femboys jerking off to me, think I might be bisexual >decide to try out being with a guy, download grindr >instantly a ton of dudes are interested >meet one today that has a feminine ass >the whole time i'm driving to his house i'm so nervous i'm sweating >Get to his place, have a little smalltalk >start making out >immediately start to notice everything manly about him >his stubble feels like sandpaper >put my hand on his chest and there is a stark absence of t------ >he puts my hand on his ass, it doesn't feel right >normally with a girl I'd be rock hard right now but I'm soft as butter you left out for a day >his breath tastes like cigarettes and i want to throw up the whole time >he's pressed against me and i can feel his hard johnson through his pants >think if I were gay i'd be hard by now >stop him, say I'm not into it. Make up some excuse a woman has used on me before >say "I'm on antidepressants and sometimes my body just doesn't get into it" >he's surprisingly nice about it, we put our clothes on and i leave >all day long feel disgusting >showered and brushed my teeth but can still taste and smell him on me >turns out I was getting off on people paying attention to me because I'm so lonely, not actually gay Luckily I stopped it before f------ his pooper but yeah, that's the story

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