Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)19:56:22 No.206688539 Here's your new Snape 12/05/24(Thu)05:19:02 No.206703237 Anonymous >/Pol/ incel >Creepy greasy cuck >Broken home >Master of drugs and potions What did they mean by this?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: csHm5+uX) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)11:53:34 No.491144817 263 KB JPG Since this place is going to be littered with security cameras from now on, was this the last get away spot in America? Anonymous (ID: fkm6NKaX ) [ >>491144817 (OP) 12/11/24(Wed)11:55:29 No.491144969 >literally the must public park in the world >last getaway spot in the us Are burgers retarded? Anonymous (ID: ezBvirCP) >>491144817 (OP) Just have gay sex at home, retard. 12/11/24(Wed)11:57:35 No.491145133

Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread

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☐ Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)01:23:54 No.206670670 >>206671470>>206672537 File: Room of Requirement.jpg (70 KB, 780x438) Room of Requirement >Create desperately horny Ginny >Create desperately horny Luna >Create desperately horny Hermione >Create desperately horny Cho Chang >Create giant bed with various sexual items and toys >Make them all Bi and needing me inside them >Disable safety protocols and begin program ☐ Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)02:10:01 No.206671470 >>206670670 a daring synthesis Anonymous 12/05/24(Thu)03:08:53 No.206672537 >>206670670 >Disable safety protocols Never not funny

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: Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon)23:50:09 No.206291405 iron tyson.jpg 94 KB JPG >universally portrayed as an invincible juggernaut in television & film >loses one sidedly to a zoomer youtuber how many of Hollywood's designated tough guys are frauds?

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File: 20241204_123256.jpg (832 KB, 1176x1415) Six-Figure Job Market Faces 'White-Collar Recession' As Linkedin Reports 26% Drop In Engineering Roles Sh LEARN TO CODE BRO...AAACK!!!!! Anonymous (ID: HCxelOst 12/04/24(Wed)11:51:51 No.490405603 >>490405759 >>490405916 >>490405972 >>490406071 >>490406143 >>490406209 >>490406550 >>490406968 >>490407184 >>490407576 >>490407882 >>490408109 >>490408215 >>490408257 >>490408528 >>490409071 >>490409147 >>490409553 >>490410145 >>490410366 >>490410747 >>490410864 >>490411462 >>490411717 >>490412375 >>490412839 >>490413280 >>490413861 >>490414346 >>490416406 >>490419271 >>490419473 >>490420069 >>490420322 >>490420838 >>490422086 >>490423779 >>490426029 >>490426963 >>490428956 >>490432542 >>490432860 >>490433279 >>490433482 >>490440425 >2024 will be remembered as the most utter mega hyper-f----- moment in the tech industry by far >worst than the dot com bubble alone >leading to hundred of thousands of useless, unemployed, CS degree holders >fighting for the most s----- positions out there, that once belonged to clueless fresh grads >and current freshgrads are left with a mega f----- job market >and the fed allegedly started cutting rates, but market is equals or worse in comparison >and (you), still wondering to "BroH, Lwrn2cod3", and wanting to compete with a sea full of H1Bs and other desperate kind of corporate slave wannabies? Yeah, sure buddy, but you just "BRO, learn2code and get a 6 figs easily, wfh comfyly bro, s---- ezpz bro" F--- IT CS is done for real.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: K6Bzr5f5) Settings Mobile Home 12/04/24(Wed)17:03:01 No.490427107 FillMyCuntryWithN1ggUrz 3h ago • Honestly all libs should get guns. We will need to fight maga one way or another and obviously facts, science, and speaking normally doesn't work on them so that doesn't leave many options. Let's see how nicely they give up power in 4 years. 16 O Reply Award Share De-Gender Males@Birth 2h ago. Yup. I don't know why so many fellow liberals correctly point to and fear the rise of fascism and then say we don't need guns. It's f------ absurd. They are armed to the teeth, WE NEED TO BE TOO. 863 H--------! Reply Award Share 30 KB PNG The Redditors are coming after us! Anonymous (ID: +V0esgmN) >>490427107 (OP) 12/04/24(Wed)17:08:48 No.490427619 > We were wrong about the 2nd Amendment and removing guns! Yea and everything else too f------. Just admit it. Anonymous (ID: 15Rg/wDi) 12/04/24(Wed)17:11:17 No.490428370 >f------ maga people, i'm gonna join this korean 4b thing and stop being a w----, and also support the 2nd amendment just to spite them. maybe i'll start going to church and start a family too, that'll show 'em. >>490427107 (OP) excelerate A free man (ID: mdPTILTJ >>490427107 (OP) 12/04/24(Wed)17:17:17 No.490427844 >Own the right by *checks notes* exercising the right to bear arms Damn, they got us, bros. How will we ever recover?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect A HE'S CELEBRATING THE ASSASSINATION! HE'S CELEBRATING THE ASSASSINA(...) werage of Stay tuned for es and updates! Email @gmail.com I ily ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/04/24(Wed)22:11:06 No.490427817 Xsore: That guy died this year xx: transgender milk Merit Liege: Amen IMG_3333.jpg 68 KB JPG >called insurance companies evil >said was deserved >chat spamming RIPBOZO Anonymous (ID: LeQCSXIG >>490427817 (OP) # I mean. So is everyone else. 12/04/24(Wed)22:12:43 No.490427964

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File: 1358148753159.jpg-(105 KB, 300x300, 300.shrek.forever.Ir.121809.jpg) > I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek Anonymous (ID: CBCH+zLI) 01/14/13(Mon)02:32:33 No.450921803 Replies: >>4509 > I was only 9 years old > I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies > I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek > I called him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > Im crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > I feel something touch me > Its shrek > I am so happy > He whispers in to ear, "this is my swamp" > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Shrek > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all ogre now" > Shrek leaves through my window > Shrek is love, Shrek is life Anonymous (ID: fBWBqNjg) 01/14/13(Mon)02:33:51 No.450922048 what the f---

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Anonymous >>1365314 # 12/02/24(Mon)07:05:37 No.1365324 >countless Americans have their lives ruined for federal firearm laws (e.g smoking weed while owning a firearm) >hunter smokes crack cocaine, throws his firearm in a garbage bin >f---- his underaged niece >trafficks prostitutes >acts as an unregistered foreign agent >he's only charged for the firearm and tax evasion (for getting paid as an unregistered foreign agent) >daddy pardons all These far nots are unforgivable.

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Anonymous (ID: zxi3Ad8c 6 KB JPG 12/04/24(Wed)04:26:39 No.49037901 >be chinaman in 2024 >born into One-Child Policy era >fast forward 20 years, I'm 5'4" >average looking, average income, average everything, except my d--- that is smaller than a cats penis. >mfw >there's are only 1 woman per 100 men >said women only want Über Chang™. >no chance to wife up anyone, there are not enough women and the few want the same 10 guys >still expected to work 10 hours a day to keep society afloat >still expected to support aging parents >no life, no family, no future >stuck in a cycle of grinding for CCP >mfw I'm keeping this society alive for Chang children because I will never have kids of my own >MFW when read Xi daughter is using my taxes to live in muttmerica and f--- white men, she even lost her v card to one >mfw I'll probably end my days alone and nobody will care >slave mentality, it's in my DNA >no rebellion, no revolution >just keep swimming in the frustration >-1000 social credits for not paying enough taxes >thanks, CCP

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Anonymous Nuclear Cleansing 170 KB JPG white countries 12/04/24(Wed)10:29:31 No.79654726 >nuclear war >would destroy humanity >no more normies >no more w----- >no more wars >no more annoying normies >no more retarded politics >no more brown people flooding into >no more retarded religions >no problems whatsoever I would love to commit a hero but I cannot leave this earth in the knowledge that other people get to enjoy their lives while mine is nothing but pure agony

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24/6/6 [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] No new posts File: GdcE1DDaoAA4MdT.jpg (10 KB, 237x221) ☐ Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)06:54:05 No.79653627 >>79654066 >>79654537 >>79653642 >>79653643 >>79653663 >>79653670 >>79653696 >>79653697 >>79653700 >>79653815 >>79653818 >>79653898 >>79653942 There's no such thing as incels, none of you have genuinely tried to get laid or get a girlfriend like your bloodline depended on it. >muh genetics!!!! You're a f------ normalfag, you have normalfag genetics, shut the f--- up and put in the effort. >muh autism!!!! Another b------- excuse to justify s----- social skills that you never bother to practice on. >B-but hypergamy!!! 80/20!!!! Society is falling reeeee!!!!! If you understood statistics and had an actual grasp of reality beyond your echochamber, you would realize how utterly retarded these claims are. Imagine the reason why your future daughter was never born was because you were a quitter with self-limiting beliefs that kept making excuses to not put in the effort. Imagine how disappointed she would be that her daddy chose to be a failure, that she will never spend time with daddy because daddy was too busy scrolling 4chan and indulged in delusional bitter ideologies that somehow he was a hopeless cause. You couldn't even love her enough to put in the effort of making her existence a reality, you have no one else to blame but yourself. >Daddy? Daddy where are you? Why am I not born yet daddy?? Do you not love me daddy??? Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)06:56:02 No.79653637 >>79654073 >>79654169 That's really neat OP I didn't digest any of the obsessive f----- s--- you decided to blast onto your keyboard for all of us to smell. Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)06:57:01 No.79653642 >>79653627 (OP) >none of you have genuinely tried to get laid or get a girlfriend like your bloodline depended on it the will to power is a sham. i don't trust it

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