Anonymous 11/24/24(Sun)19:28:30 No.206209175 padme_the_pornstar.jpg 25 KB JPG >noooo Anakin, you can't be attracted to me, you are a Jedi and I'm a senator >now please excuse me, I must change into something more alluring to look more like a luxury escort while I continue why we can't be together what was her problem?

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: Anonymous 03/19/22(Sat) 19:06:41 No.83807197 x1080.jpg 150 KB JPG >>83805761 # >>83806041 # "Alright, Data, this neural interface suit should allow me to not just watch the series but actually feel what it's like to be the pickle." "Geordi. this procedure is not advised. I believe you should reconsider-" "PICKLE ME, DAMMIT!" >>83810429 #

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: csHm5+uX) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)11:53:34 No.491144817 263 KB JPG Since this place is going to be littered with security cameras from now on, was this the last get away spot in America? Anonymous (ID: fkm6NKaX ) [ >>491144817 (OP) 12/11/24(Wed)11:55:29 No.491144969 >literally the must public park in the world >last getaway spot in the us Are burgers retarded? Anonymous (ID: ezBvirCP) >>491144817 (OP) Just have gay sex at home, retard. 12/11/24(Wed)11:57:35 No.491145133

Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread

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Anon loves shrek | /r/Greentext

File: 1358148753159.jpg-(105 KB, 300x300, 300.shrek.forever.Ir.121809.jpg) > I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek Anonymous (ID: CBCH+zLI) 01/14/13(Mon)02:32:33 No.450921803 Replies: >>4509 > I was only 9 years old > I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies > I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek > I called him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > Im crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > I feel something touch me > Its shrek > I am so happy > He whispers in to ear, "this is my swamp" > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Shrek > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all ogre now" > Shrek leaves through my window > Shrek is love, Shrek is life Anonymous (ID: fBWBqNjg) 01/14/13(Mon)02:33:51 No.450922048 what the f---

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Never ending crimes and forgiveness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>1365314 # 12/02/24(Mon)07:05:37 No.1365324 >countless Americans have their lives ruined for federal firearm laws (e.g smoking weed while owning a firearm) >hunter smokes crack cocaine, throws his firearm in a garbage bin >f---- his underaged niece >trafficks prostitutes >acts as an unregistered foreign agent >he's only charged for the firearm and tax evasion (for getting paid as an unregistered foreign agent) >daddy pardons all These far nots are unforgivable.

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Zhang bros not like this | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: zxi3Ad8c 6 KB JPG 12/04/24(Wed)04:26:39 No.49037901 >be chinaman in 2024 >born into One-Child Policy era >fast forward 20 years, I'm 5'4" >average looking, average income, average everything, except my d--- that is smaller than a cats penis. >mfw >there's are only 1 woman per 100 men >said women only want Über Chang™. >no chance to wife up anyone, there are not enough women and the few want the same 10 guys >still expected to work 10 hours a day to keep society afloat >still expected to support aging parents >no life, no family, no future >stuck in a cycle of grinding for CCP >mfw I'm keeping this society alive for Chang children because I will never have kids of my own >MFW when read Xi daughter is using my taxes to live in muttmerica and f--- white men, she even lost her v card to one >mfw I'll probably end my days alone and nobody will care >slave mentality, it's in my DNA >no rebellion, no revolution >just keep swimming in the frustration >-1000 social credits for not paying enough taxes >thanks, CCP

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Anon wishes for Nuclear War | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Nuclear Cleansing 170 KB JPG white countries 12/04/24(Wed)10:29:31 No.79654726 >nuclear war >would destroy humanity >no more normies >no more w----- >no more wars >no more annoying normies >no more retarded politics >no more brown people flooding into >no more retarded religions >no problems whatsoever I would love to commit a hero but I cannot leave this earth in the knowledge that other people get to enjoy their lives while mine is nothing but pure agony

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Your daughter is waiting for you to search for a woman | /r/Greentext

24/6/6 [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] No new posts File: GdcE1DDaoAA4MdT.jpg (10 KB, 237x221) ☐ Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)06:54:05 No.79653627 >>79654066 >>79654537 >>79653642 >>79653643 >>79653663 >>79653670 >>79653696 >>79653697 >>79653700 >>79653815 >>79653818 >>79653898 >>79653942 There's no such thing as incels, none of you have genuinely tried to get laid or get a girlfriend like your bloodline depended on it. >muh genetics!!!! You're a f------ normalfag, you have normalfag genetics, shut the f--- up and put in the effort. >muh autism!!!! Another b------- excuse to justify s----- social skills that you never bother to practice on. >B-but hypergamy!!! 80/20!!!! Society is falling reeeee!!!!! If you understood statistics and had an actual grasp of reality beyond your echochamber, you would realize how utterly retarded these claims are. Imagine the reason why your future daughter was never born was because you were a quitter with self-limiting beliefs that kept making excuses to not put in the effort. Imagine how disappointed she would be that her daddy chose to be a failure, that she will never spend time with daddy because daddy was too busy scrolling 4chan and indulged in delusional bitter ideologies that somehow he was a hopeless cause. You couldn't even love her enough to put in the effort of making her existence a reality, you have no one else to blame but yourself. >Daddy? Daddy where are you? Why am I not born yet daddy?? Do you not love me daddy??? Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)06:56:02 No.79653637 >>79654073 >>79654169 That's really neat OP I didn't digest any of the obsessive f----- s--- you decided to blast onto your keyboard for all of us to smell. Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)06:57:01 No.79653642 >>79653627 (OP) >none of you have genuinely tried to get laid or get a girlfriend like your bloodline depended on it the will to power is a sham. i don't trust it

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anon clearly doesn't have media literacy | /r/Greentext

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There is no meme. This is a soapbox. I have no idea who Paulo is and quite frankly I don't care | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/02/24(Mon)13:08:05 No.146611122 >>146611403 File: ouchie.gif (2 MB, 400x184) >>146611041 (OP) This is why the LGBT labels are pointless. You love what you love. Frankly I find it insulting to try to label and divide love into useless categories when in reality, a person just feels that way they do, because they just do and if it's harmless, just chill the f--- out. Paulo isn't gay, or bi or w/e, he's just Paulo.

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Anon likes nukes | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2024-12-03 154255.png (572 KB, 2559x1369) Why are you worried about nuclear war? Anonymous 12/03/24(Tue)16:08:03 No.928192918 [Reply] >>928195699 >only 2.5% of the population dies >literally minuscule area of effect (can hardly see it on a world map) >it would take hundreds of the strongest nuclear bomb conceived (not built) to do any noticeable damage Is everyone just retarded? Why are people scared?

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Anon is a leaf | /r/Greentext

ile: signal-2024-12-03-13-35-20-842.jpg (133 KB, 1080x1227) Clark (not Kent) P. SCPVDRAT1-4h Canada as the 51st state? Over 50% of Canada's population lives within 70 miles of the US border. Clearly, they've developed based on a dependency of trade. Imagine if you will, Anonymous (ID: (mHJG9gSY)) 12/03/24(Tue)14:13:13 No.490325657 >>490326217 >>490327423 >>490327576 >>490330458 >>490336363 >>490336435 >>490336639 >>490336995 > be a Canadian liberal. >Hates America and Americans. >Compares sworn enemies, the average Canadian and conservatives to Americans for 10 years. >Keeps supporting incompetent liberal leader. >Has to swallow possibly becoming American because of incompetent liberal leader they swear their allegiance to. Kek, god really does have a sense of humor. >> Anonymous (ID: Tk4QY+Pq)) 12/03/24(Tue)14:19:09 No.490326217 >>490325657 (OP) | >>490326389 >>490327234 >>490327934 >>490336589 Canada joining the USA would effectively end Republicans as a viable party in the USA. The expansion of the Electoral College over the canadian coasts would be a disaster.

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Moral dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DEATH NOTE 11/26/23(Sun)17:45:00 No.192532141 >villain is evil because...he kills violent criminals... 170 KB JPG Anonymous 3 B 11/26/23(Sun)17:47:37 No.192532210 Killing criminals le bad because it means you add another killer to le society 75 KB PNG >>192532292 # >>192532324 # >>192532427 # >>192535274 # >>192535504 #

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Anon watches | /r/Greentext

VIKING LINE Anonymous 11/19/15(Thu)19:54:31 No.50979876 ►>>50979912 >>50980293 >>50980300 >>50980498 >>50980864 >>50981200 >>50981434 >>50981682 >>50984801 >Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >s--- at least three giant python in the toilet >try to flush >not working.jpg >panic >try to flush again but s--- doesn't flush >look for a cleaner lady in the hallway >Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom >try to flush and say "titta" (watch in english) while push flush button >s--- goes quite normally away to sewer DOPAMEME APP TITTA. SLOSH

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Anon is in Failed Coup | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/3/2024, 3:35:16 PM No.57192225 > be me 83 KB WEBP > be 19 > be korean > have to do mandatory military service > fml.jpg > one night randomly get called up from barracks, ordered to secure parliament building > wtfisgoingon > get to parliament, police yell at us to leave. > politicians yell at us to leave. > "we have orders".wav > getting near main parliament chamber > random guy sprays us with fire extinguisher. > fml.png > suddenly people start clapping and cheering. > they say they passed a vote. > district commander orders us to return to barracks > w-- > go back to barracks, turn on tv >mfw I was part of a failed coup

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