If I had a nickel every time I heard this exchange in a D&D session: Alex, where are you going? To see if there's a pub!

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No sun here Once upon a time in Ravenloft We are trapped Gods don't respond Strahd is toying with us No slavery I have found an iron sword Finally no heat! Granny gave me a pastry with my favorite filling That's a nightmare... Came from FORGOTTEN REALIS I would live here! Local Sorcerer King invited for a dinner Came from DARK SUN D GENIDO

and i was like "my eternal slave says what?" and he totally fell for it you know you don't need to do that right? what do you mean? but that's no fun! you don't need to rely on wordplay. mortals will just sign that stuff away willingly. it's efficient. there's no ambiguity in ownership. and it's always a laugh to see them trade so much for so little. speaking of, you still I owe me that soul. $ for the last time. nothing a pact of the fiend warlock says or does in the feywild is legally binding.

Wizard: I cast Wish. DM: Okay, what do you wish for? Wizard: I wish the BBEG would disappear. DM: Granted, the BBEG is now fully invisible. THE REST OF THE PARTY THE WIZARD

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Barbarian: I know I only have two attacks but I want to swing my my axe around in circles in the middle of all the enem- Me, the GM: @lawfulgoodbtw - YOU HAD ME AT "MEAT TORNADO."

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Cleric of Bahamut: What should we do about these unholy artifacts of tiamat we looted from the I cult of the dead three? Paladin of Asmodeus: Give them back to the Cult of the Dragon to start a religious gang war between the two. made with mematic

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The players have to investigate an ancient tomb I'll put some venomous spiders inside of a chest as a weak trap M The group talks for 2 hours about the morals of destroying a spider web to get loot The group talks for 2 hours about the morals of destroying a spider web to get loot The group talks for 2 hours about the morals of destroying a spider web to get loot

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DM POV every session ATRADE OFFERA i receive: my character survival you receive: snacks

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Fighter GM Eldritch Blast Fighter GM The Fighter Cleric What's that? Eldritch Cleric has taken Blast a level in Warlock Fighter Cleric Fighter Oh, Richard. Cleric It profits a man nothing to setl his soul for the whole world... To exit full screen, press Esc Fighter Cleric But for a cantrip?

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win Hallmark ORNAMENTS DUNGEONS SDRAGONS HONOR AMONG THIEVES THEMBERCHAUD N CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENT DÉCORATION POUR L'ARBRE DE NOËL

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1E (YYYY DND'S AESTHETIC ACROSS THE YEARS: OTYUGH 2E 3E 4E 5E THIS COULD BE A SIMPLISTIC LESS-IS- MORE DESIGN, BUT THEN I SEE THAT JANKY SKULL AND BONE AND REALIZE, NO, THIS IS JUST A BAD ILLUSTRATION PRETTY SURE SPACEMAN SPIFF FOUGHT ONE OF THESE THINGS ACTUALLY MANAGES TO MAKE THIS THING LOOK FAST, AND THAT'S TERRIFYING TOOK ME A SECOND TO REALIZE IT'S NOT RAINING IN THIS IMAGE 5E ONCE AGAIN GOES ALL-IN ON THE BEIGE-BRONZE COLOR SCHEME

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...AND THAT'S WHY, WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP, WE SENT YOUR PET KOBOLD TO LIVE ON A NICE FARM WHERE HE'LL LIVE A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE... (SHE'S NOT BUYING IT, VIOLET, QUICK, GIVE HER A TRINKET) NOAHCHINNBOOKS.COM

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I run most things RAW, but never that... Thing | /r/dndmemes

I fear no man. FIRE STORM RUN RAW A storm made up of sheets of roaring flame appears in a location you choose within range. The area of the storm consists of up to ten 10-foot cubes, which you can arrange as you wish. Each cube must have at least one face adjacent to the face of another cube. Each creature in the area must make a Dexterity saving throw. It takes 7d10 fire damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. The fire damages objects in the area and ignites flammable objects that aren't being worn or carried. If you choose, plant life in the area is unaffected by this spell. But that thing... it scares me.

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