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josef @jk@mastodon.social 2025. you go to a website. you see all the elements on the page pop-in, loading one by one. it's like the 90s again. your internet connection might be hundreds of megabits per second. the web designer is using a 4k video file as a looping background, and that somehow loads quickly compared to all the actual useful elements on the page. three seconds, five seconds, ten seconds. each checkbox and table has to initialize its own software stack of UI abstraction libraries and surveillance middleware Jan 15, 2025, 11:41 AM → Web 903 boosts 1.3K favorites

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Alice McFlurry ❤ @Alice@beige.party Al seriously baffles me because I can't believe we're at a point where we read articles and need to ask ourselves if it was written by a person, a stupid person, or an algorithm. Jan 05, 2025, 04:10 AM 229 boosts 364 favorites

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Narrator voice: But it was not, in fact, a barrel of laughs.

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"The reason privacy policies use the wording they have is to obscure information, not convey it."

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Kids, kids, you're both just... just awful

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European money is le bad

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"Just watched John Wick 4, did a quick search to see if they are making a 5th one. This is the abysmal state of Google and the internet as we go into 2025"

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"I asked Siri what a baby kangaroo was called and this is the response I got. No joke. I have no idea what’s going on at Apple any more"

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Guaranteed boosts

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Vive la Résistance

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Search engine optimization

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PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

josef @jk@mastodon.social 2025. you go to a website. you see all the elements on the page pop-in, loading one by one. it's like the 90s again. your internet connection might be hundreds of megabits per second. the web designer is using a 4k video file as a looping background, and that somehow loads quickly compared to all the actual useful elements on the page. three seconds, five seconds, ten seconds. each checkbox and table has to initialize its own software stack of UI abstraction libraries and surveillance middleware Jan 15, 2025, 11:41 AM → Web 903 boosts 1.3K favorites

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