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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/28/25(Tue)16:26:10 No.80199660 >Be me 494 KB PNG >Wearing a suit due to work >Fancy suit shoes have literally no grip on smooth surfaces >Go to super market >Almost slip and fall in front of an stocker in the cheese aisle. >See the floor >It was squished strawberry >Employee apologises for almost letting me crack my skull on the floor >I didn't because of my reflexes ;) >FFW to in the car >Realise that I could've won a lawsuit if actually slipped and cracked my skull open. Guys, always wear dress shoes to the supermarket. You can win a lawsuit when you slip because that's how you get rich in the 21st century.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019
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