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Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed) 20:49:24 No.2402721 >>2402723 >>2402724 >>2402725 >>2402729 >>2402749 >>2402757 >>2402800 >>2402827 >>2402839 >>2402890 >>2402931 >>2402937 >>2402948 >>2403061 >>2403228 >>2403248 >>2403250 >>2403255 >>2403371 >>2403548 >>2403857 >>2404569 >>2405104 >>2405126 >>2406083 >>2406111 >>2406464 >>2406781 >>2406803 >>2406809 >>2406825 >>2406827 My wife fell victim to a predatory parking lot and got her car booted with pic related. I already have several Makita 6.0ah batteries. I refuse to pay their $200 fee to remove the boot, and would rather spend any amount of money possible to remove the goddamn boot myself. I'll damage the tire if I have to, I don't care. What would be the most effective at cutting through this thing? An oscillating multi tool? An angle grinder? Something else? I don't care about noise. They can call the cops, what are the cops gonna do? Unfuck their car boot that I fully plan to cut in half, destroy, and throw in the river that's 1/2 mile down the road? Make me take down the post I plan on making on google reviews and yelp about this s--- hole parking lot? F--- these guys. Honestly, the louder and more destructive the tool the better. I hope the parking attendant hears me. If /diy/ suggests an angle grinder and the multi tool I'll do both. I just want something that will destroy this godforsaken thing. Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)21:08:25 No.2402736 >>2402739 >>2402762 >>2402777 >>2402779 >>2402883 >>2402884 >>2403274 >>2403375 >>2403388 >>2403402 >>2405098 >>2405422 >>2405788 >>2406805 >>2406814 >>2407187 >>2402730 It's f------ predatory. My wife paid $30 to park there for the day, and the machine didn't give her a receipt. Attendant said it was fine, they can tell by the plate. She gets back to the car, it's booted. She asks the attendant what the deal is, he says he has no idea who she is, she didn't pay, so she got booted, and it's a $200 fee to remove it. She shows him, the same guy who told her it was fine, the transaction in her bank app. He says it isn't enough proof. Pay or leave. Looked the place up on google, tons of similar stories. They just don't fill the paper for the receipt machine and boot at random. My wife drives a shitbox though. I'll destroy the goddamn car before giving them a f------ dime. I don't give a f--- if the cops come. Let's dispute it. F------ retards. What are the cops gonna do? Too bad, I'll destroy that boot before they f------ get there. Trespass me, I'll gladly leave and see these f------ retard animals in small claims court. I'll buy a boot, follow them home, and boot their cars, and see how they handle it. I don't give a f---. Not today assholes. Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)04:14:14 No.2403038 >>2403047 >>2403051 >>2403062 >>2403064 >>2403070 >>2403071 >>2403102 >>2403130 >>2403174 >>2403178 >>2403207 >>2403258 >>2403259 >>2403262 >>2403273 >>2403277 >>2403278>>2403284>>2403302 >>2403303 >>2403328 >>2403350 >>2403377 >>2403384 >>2403461 >>2403538 >>2403565 >>2403566 >>2403569 >>2403570 >>2403593 >>2403599 >>2403680 >>2403687 >>2403743 >>2404045 >>2404064 >>2404180 >>2404206 >>2404211 >>2404257 >>2404364 >>2404372 >>2404415 >>2404491 >>2404493 >>2404498 >>2404499 >>2404514 >>2404517 >>2404520 >>2404532 >>2404570 >>2404907 >>2404917 >>2404982 >>2404985 >>2404996 >>2405003 >>2405124 >>2405153 >>2405161 >>2405259 >>2405358 >>2405427 >>2405448 >>2405451 >>2405453 >>2405564 >>2405586 >>2405792 >>2405807 >>2405847 >>2405875 >>2406034 >>2406241 >>2406263 >>2406817 >>2407138 File: IMG 4953.jpg (3.68 MB, 3024x4032) >>2402739 >>2402742 >>2402749 >>2402761 >>2402779 >>2402884 >>2402890 >>2402937 >>2402939 >>2402919 Alright here's your update f------. Pic semi related. Went to home depot with the intention of buying a makita angle grinder and cutting wheel since I have batteries for it, they didn't have makita. Got my cobalt drill bits and took my impacket wrench, drill, and impact driver and went to the parking lot. >park on curb outside of lot > stare at guy in the booth from my car >keep staring until he notices me >probably look unhinged at this point, sweaty, breathing heavy, I've been in a blind rage for hours >he keeps glancing at me and I don't stop staring >lets see where this goes >grab my bag of tools >head over to wife's car and before he even leaves the booth I start drilling >he starts running over and yelling >I have pic related >stop drilling, blast the air horn in his face as soon as he gets close >he just stands there shocked >keep drilling >blast the air horn again >he starts talking >keep drilling >he tries saying something >stand up and blast the air horn at him >my ears are ringing I can't even hear him now >I'm still in an autistic rage, don't have any real set place I'm drilling I'm just trying to damage the boot while he watches >he starts yelling >blast the air horn >get back down to drilling >he tries yelling again >blast the air horn directly in front of his face >people walking downtown and the two other people in the lot are all staring now >over the airhom blasting I hear him mention taking the boot off >I'LL TAKE IT OFF JUST LEAVE >he goes to get the keys and I keep drilling it >he runs back >starts unlocking it >as hes bending down and unlocks it and starts grabbing it off I put the airhorn next to his head and let it rip >he doesn't say anything else and just runs away to the booth >get in wifes car >go pick her up >come back for mine > stare at him as I get in my car and pull away as slow as possible >pic related 24027 30 It's f------ predatory My wife paid $30 to park there for the day and the machine a She gets back to the car, it's booted s $200 fee to remove it. She shows the attendant what the deal he che didnt p the place up on google, tons of sme same guy who told her was fine, the of similar stores. They put don't the paper for the not n My wife drives a shibox though 11 destroy the retards What are the cops gonna do? Too bat car before them a heng animals in smal clams court I buy a bock, flat bootfore they tacking Anonymous 06/06/2 22402727 322402732 (You) https en wiped Anonymous DD 2402736ll godspeed anon. Kawin Van Dam 2N22/14 Yis sobat is the best, but they've 1 Dimensions LxWxH Style 3.5 Oz. Gde of die bett, ut apu SHORELIN ARINE Marine/Sport HORN Kateau/Sport Ine port Vehicle Service Watercraft Туре About this item • SAFETY EQUIPMENT: Make a loud and powerful sound when in emergency with the Shoreline Marine Air Horn Pump recommended for boats up to 64 feet. Important for every boat emergency kit, this horn pump makes a loud noise and eating water skiing, and sporting events. AUDIBLE FROM 1 MILE: T boating air horn meets the US ast Guard requirents for boats. You can be prepared with any kind or emergency as it emits a loud, powerful alert sound that travels a mile away! It is capable of producing sound up to 120 decibels.

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Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed) 20:49:24 No.2402721 >>2402723 >>2402724 >>2402725 >>2402729 >>2402749 >>2402757 >>2402800 >>2402827 >>2402839 >>2402890 >>2402931 >>2402937 >>2402948 >>2403061 >>2403228 >>2403248 >>2403250 >>2403255 >>2403371 >>2403548 >>2403857 >>2404569 >>2405104 >>2405126 >>2406083 >>2406111 >>2406464 >>2406781 >>2406803 >>2406809 >>2406825 >>2406827 My wife fell victim to a predatory parking lot and got her car booted with pic related. I already have several Makita 6.0ah batteries. I refuse to pay their $200 fee to remove the boot, and would rather spend any amount of money possible to remove the goddamn boot myself. I'll damage the tire if I have to, I don't care. What would be the most effective at cutting through this thing? An oscillating multi tool? An angle grinder? Something else? I don't care about noise. They can call the cops, what are the cops gonna do? Unfuck their car boot that I fully plan to cut in half, destroy, and throw in the river that's 1/2 mile down the road? Make me take down the post I plan on making on google reviews and yelp about this s--- hole parking lot? F--- these guys. Honestly, the louder and more destructive the tool the better. I hope the parking attendant hears me. If /diy/ suggests an angle grinder and the multi tool I'll do both. I just want something that will destroy this godforsaken thing. Anonymous 06/08/22(Wed)21:08:25 No.2402736 >>2402739 >>2402762 >>2402777 >>2402779 >>2402883 >>2402884 >>2403274 >>2403375 >>2403388 >>2403402 >>2405098 >>2405422 >>2405788 >>2406805 >>2406814 >>2407187 >>2402730 It's f------ predatory. My wife paid $30 to park there for the day, and the machine didn't give her a receipt. Attendant said it was fine, they can tell by the plate. She gets back to the car, it's booted. She asks the attendant what the deal is, he says he has no idea who she is, she didn't pay, so she got booted, and it's a $200 fee to remove it. She shows him, the same guy who told her it was fine, the transaction in her bank app. He says it isn't enough proof. Pay or leave. Looked the place up on google, tons of similar stories. They just don't fill the paper for the receipt machine and boot at random. My wife drives a shitbox though. I'll destroy the goddamn car before giving them a f------ dime. I don't give a f--- if the cops come. Let's dispute it. F------ retards. What are the cops gonna do? Too bad, I'll destroy that boot before they f------ get there. Trespass me, I'll gladly leave and see these f------ retard animals in small claims court. I'll buy a boot, follow them home, and boot their cars, and see how they handle it. I don't give a f---. Not today assholes. Anonymous 06/09/22(Thu)04:14:14 No.2403038 >>2403047 >>2403051 >>2403062 >>2403064 >>2403070 >>2403071 >>2403102 >>2403130 >>2403174 >>2403178 >>2403207 >>2403258 >>2403259 >>2403262 >>2403273 >>2403277 >>2403278>>2403284>>2403302 >>2403303 >>2403328 >>2403350 >>2403377 >>2403384 >>2403461 >>2403538 >>2403565 >>2403566 >>2403569 >>2403570 >>2403593 >>2403599 >>2403680 >>2403687 >>2403743 >>2404045 >>2404064 >>2404180 >>2404206 >>2404211 >>2404257 >>2404364 >>2404372 >>2404415 >>2404491 >>2404493 >>2404498 >>2404499 >>2404514 >>2404517 >>2404520 >>2404532 >>2404570 >>2404907 >>2404917 >>2404982 >>2404985 >>2404996 >>2405003 >>2405124 >>2405153 >>2405161 >>2405259 >>2405358 >>2405427 >>2405448 >>2405451 >>2405453 >>2405564 >>2405586 >>2405792 >>2405807 >>2405847 >>2405875 >>2406034 >>2406241 >>2406263 >>2406817 >>2407138 File: IMG 4953.jpg (3.68 MB, 3024x4032) >>2402739 >>2402742 >>2402749 >>2402761 >>2402779 >>2402884 >>2402890 >>2402937 >>2402939 >>2402919 Alright here's your update f------. Pic semi related. Went to home depot with the intention of buying a makita angle grinder and cutting wheel since I have batteries for it, they didn't have makita. Got my cobalt drill bits and took my impacket wrench, drill, and impact driver and went to the parking lot. >park on curb outside of lot > stare at guy in the booth from my car >keep staring until he notices me >probably look unhinged at this point, sweaty, breathing heavy, I've been in a blind rage for hours >he keeps glancing at me and I don't stop staring >lets see where this goes >grab my bag of tools >head over to wife's car and before he even leaves the booth I start drilling >he starts running over and yelling >I have pic related >stop drilling, blast the air horn in his face as soon as he gets close >he just stands there shocked >keep drilling >blast the air horn again >he starts talking >keep drilling >he tries saying something >stand up and blast the air horn at him >my ears are ringing I can't even hear him now >I'm still in an autistic rage, don't have any real set place I'm drilling I'm just trying to damage the boot while he watches >he starts yelling >blast the air horn >get back down to drilling >he tries yelling again >blast the air horn directly in front of his face >people walking downtown and the two other people in the lot are all staring now >over the airhom blasting I hear him mention taking the boot off >I'LL TAKE IT OFF JUST LEAVE >he goes to get the keys and I keep drilling it >he runs back >starts unlocking it >as hes bending down and unlocks it and starts grabbing it off I put the airhorn next to his head and let it rip >he doesn't say anything else and just runs away to the booth >get in wifes car >go pick her up >come back for mine > stare at him as I get in my car and pull away as slow as possible >pic related 24027 30 It's f------ predatory My wife paid $30 to park there for the day and the machine a She gets back to the car, it's booted s $200 fee to remove it. She shows the attendant what the deal he che didnt p the place up on google, tons of sme same guy who told her was fine, the of similar stores. They put don't the paper for the not n My wife drives a shibox though 11 destroy the retards What are the cops gonna do? Too bat car before them a heng animals in smal clams court I buy a bock, flat bootfore they tacking Anonymous 06/06/2 22402727 322402732 (You) https en wiped Anonymous DD 2402736ll godspeed anon. Kawin Van Dam 2N22/14 Yis sobat is the best, but they've 1 Dimensions LxWxH Style 3.5 Oz. Gde of die bett, ut apu SHORELIN ARINE Marine/Sport HORN Kateau/Sport Ine port Vehicle Service Watercraft Туре About this item • SAFETY EQUIPMENT: Make a loud and powerful sound when in emergency with the Shoreline Marine Air Horn Pump recommended for boats up to 64 feet. Important for every boat emergency kit, this horn pump makes a loud noise and eating water skiing, and sporting events. AUDIBLE FROM 1 MILE: T boating air horn meets the US ast Guard requirents for boats. You can be prepared with any kind or emergency as it emits a loud, powerful alert sound that travels a mile away! It is capable of producing sound up to 120 decibels.

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