My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Image #306,586

-So I walks into the bar and I see this classy lookin musician broad, a really sweet lookin grey earth pony sippin on a cherry daquiri. I think up a brilliant pick up line. So, I walks over and I says "Hey baby, is that just your cutie mark, or am I making your ass treble?"

-Ya, so how'd that go over?

-How do you think I know the daquiri was cherry?

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