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![(299792458"(1.028x10"21)/sqrt((299792458)"2"(00275)^2+(1.028x10"21)"2) 日 UM WITH THE FORCE OF 000 SUNS DAMN Input interpretation: Mathematica form DATA 299 792 458 1.028 x 1021 1 Joule will propel 0.2g at 0.1 km/s Average amount of semen e--------- persp Average time of spasm:0.8 seconds The sun puts out 3.86E watts (joules/sec) 2.5m mass of 1 ml semen 1.1g 299 792 4582 0.002752 (1.028 x 1021)2 ou can kee Convertto Jrequired of semen x velocity setto 0.1kps ENERGY 3.86E watts 3.089E2'J in 0 2.99792457999999999999999999999903592400016753283598527308087 6027125682744986480343308695723169684110955448497958772291 7023404335526288246546101795970264970909963686859519189755 3562550580733635188671430726753641651550676201543927816318 6203966880490275091540265915118220924323034886534342593977 4439026165327221409769299169642611351372213317220305041762 8899232136007987918114613777358747545220035882733873533472 1925534722644672256835117529558689547463600257958795181457 3025705491905234175507315180782193095231203178365267374875 1485148087119920908512460081190081885327602780430068119289 3586602915717407800729186456435974743017115168135642556987 3940699252188200992069300388151946699033761018276071029852 3861420837684568098502423495215484292380353587760160843508 7415956354522289704610020751136492288590945023898118328794 WITH THE FORCE OF ONE THou- 1000 suns in 0.8 seconds- 3.09E 13.75Jto propel Velocity of e---------- at force of 1000 suns: 0.1 kps 3.09E2 13.75J t-300,000 kps Ekps/300,000kps 7.49E C------ at 7.49 BilTrillion times the speed of both semen and man. Assuming man is sightlyless than 80klos, 4RR1 trillinn t LRN2 SPECIAL RELATIVITY ass of semen to convertib he force put on semen, half onman:ser Manvelocity (in opposite direction): 3,7SE c/80,000g-4.68 5725 875732676397917069900 × 10 The power flux [W/m*2] due to the Sun at Earth's surface is 1,370 W/m*2. Earths surface is 1 AU away from the sun, which is equal to 149.60 X 10 9 m. That means the total energy output is the power flux multiplied by the surface area of a sphere of radius 149.60 × 10ng m; (1370 Wym"2) * (4*pi*(149.60 x 10ng m)"2)-3.853 X 10^26 watts SO FAR SO GOOD. PHYSICS TROLL If we assume an average c-- spurt lasts 0.8 seconds, that means (3.853 X 10*26 W)*(0.8 s) -3.0824 × 10^26 Joules of energy per Sun. Multiply that by 1000, and you have 3.0824x 10 29 Ioules of energy in one c------. NOW HERE'S WHERE THE DUDE WENT FULL RETARD ic corrections to get the correct speed, f-----. You can't go ou have to include re faster than something that has no mass (INB4 TROLL POST) ene and momentum are relate 2 * c 2 (Google it. Also, if momentum is zero it reduces to E-mc^2 Plug in mー0.00275 kg. C-2.998 X10ng m/s, and E-3.0824× 10^29 1.028X10*21 kg m/s (kilogram meters per second - the unit of momentum in SI) HOKAY am om orr ormula orr e final calcu v where (gamma) 1s the orentz facto 6753 5723 2465461 264970909963686859519189755 3562550580733635188671430726753641651550676201543927816318 6203966880490275091540265915118220924323034886534342593977 472 1752 875 072918645643 70461002075113649 5725 6723 875 Corrected By: Hugh Bongershaw WHICH IS APPROXIMATELY 99·999999999999999999999999999967% OF THE SPEED OF LIGHT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/411/961/c04.png "c04.png")
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