Notes:

What on irk did you just say about me, you weak little hyooman? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Irken Elite training, and I've been involved in operation impending doom 1, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained on hobo 13, and I'm the top Invader in the entire Irken armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your sad little brain out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this FFFIILTHY rock, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying those pathetic comebacks to me over the Internet? Think again, hyooman scum. As we speak I am using my special advanced SIR units across the planet and your house location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the DOOM, maggot. The DOOM that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You are dead, weak one. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can destroy you in an infinity of ways, and that's just with my iron fist. Not only am I extensively trained in hobo 13 combat, but I have access to the entire weapon sending and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little stink. If only you could have known what stupid retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your noise tube. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you idiotic worm. I will rain doom all over your filthy doomed head and you will drown in it. You are history now, little hyooman.