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ISSUE #049 THE H LF-LIFE AND DEATH OF GORDON FROHMAN BY CHRISTOPHER C. LIVINGSTON AH-HA! A FORTUITOUSLY PLACED MEDKIT! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THESE THINGS WORK... LET's HAVE A LOOK AT THE FINE PRINT Congratulations on finding this fortuitously placed Medkit! We here at "Heal-U-Kwik" Industries have a simple philosophy Manufacture the finest Medkits money can buy and then scatter them around dangerous areas of war-torn cities to be found and used by injured adventurers at no actual cost to themselves! Instructions for use: Simply touch pick up, or walk over Medkit. Doing Talk to your doctor before using Medkit. Side-effects may include so will heal most types of injuries. blurred vision and inflated sense of invulnerability. This Medkit is also Eco-Friendly and will completely and instantly biodegrade upon use including bullet wounds. zombie slashes, antlion gouges, grenade shrapnel, and even self-inflicted damage caused by careless falls off ledges and catwalks (Note: falls from large bridges can be fatal!) Our patented technology will even remove pesky bloodstains from your clothing and body... instantly! OOH, THAT'S A NICE FEATURE BY CHRIeTOPHER C. LIVINGGTON www.HLCOMIC.COM

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"They really try to sell Kay as some underdog, but she just does the normal heroic stuff every protagonist do. Why promote the idea she is not a super-hero just to have her gun down a room full of Stormtrooper? I am not against videogame characters doing the usual videogame stuff, but don't try to sell her as some meek commoner if you are going to survive a laser blaster to the face. You want your power fantasy while pretending you have a deep, complex character and end up with neither."
WHEN A GAME HAS A BUNCH OF STATUS EFFECTS AND DEBUFFS THAT YOU CAN USE: MAKE THIS ENEMY USELESS WITH ALL THESE STATUS EFFECTS! OOHHH AZULCRESCENT BUT DOESN'T ALLOW YOU TO USE *ANY* OF IT ON THE BOSSES IMMUNE! THEY WON'T WORK ON BOSSES THO! THEN WHY ARE THEY EVEN IN THE GAME IF I CAN'T USE THEM ON THE MOST IMPORTANT ENEMIES????
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Uploaded May 01, 2013 at 01:02AM EDT

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