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File: 1369453646420 jpg-(235 KB. 800x952, The-Riddler-EF).jpg) The Box Anonymous 05/24/13(Fri)23:47 No. 191230259 Replies: 22191233382 33191233409 32191233754 2219123405422191234195 The worst part about the Xbox One is a combination of the following It is designed for your cable to run through it meaning it knows what you are watching The kinect can detect faces, emotions (happy, sad, neutral), your heart rate which it then links to your (mandatory) online xbox live account, so it knows exactly who you are Including age, sex, and your credit card number. And the Kinect can never be turned off or removed without disabling the entire thing (and probably your TV if is wired to pass through its HDMI) The mandatory internet connection will guarantee that that data they collect about you will make it back to their servers With your P address they can figure out where you are located in the country down to a couple city blocks When you combine these things, you get a system that at all times can detect every single piece of media you consume, and how you (and anyone in the room) reacts to it down to the second 2 IF YOU AND A FRIEND WATCH AN EPISODE OF THE BIG BANG THEORY THEY WILL KNOW EXACTLY WHO WAS WATCHING, HOW LONG YOU WATCHED IT, AND EXACTLY WHICH JOKES YOU LAUGHED AT (none of them). They will know if you are watching the commercials, leave the room, or start just dicking around on the internet while they play This kind of direct marketing data would be worth tens of BILLIONS of dollars to Microsoft. Just look at how much Facebook is worth using only data that people have to go out of their way to give them. Not to mention the fact that people will be giving them hundreds of dollars just to opt into their anti-consumer marketing scheme Microsoft will sell that data, and use it them selves to advertise directly to you (and possibly over the top of Live TV). Plus, that data could be subpoenaed and used against you in court (The defendant SAYS he was at home watching TV with his wife, but our data proves he was there alone). It could even be used as blackmail if someone at Microsoft had a motivation to dig up your activity

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It's time for you to look inward, and begin asking yourself the big questions Do you all still defend the Xbox, a line of consoles, or are you just defenders of Game Pass?
Cra @C This dude beat me in Madden so bad I told him I was 11 years old lilST Madden NFL 21 - Kankeu via.... U suck bro Sorry. Im only 11 My bad ge you are really good for your age Keep up the good work Reply: Mom never lets me play. She said im too fat. She calls me fat boy NETFLIX 0/500 R HELPA Xbox One
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File: 1369453646420 jpg-(235 KB. 800x952, The-Riddler-EF).jpg) The Box Anonymous 05/24/13(Fri)23:47 No. 191230259 Replies: 22191233382 33191233409 32191233754 2219123405422191234195 The worst part about the Xbox One is a combination of the following It is designed for your cable to run through it meaning it knows what you are watching The kinect can detect faces, emotions (happy, sad, neutral), your heart rate which it then links to your (mandatory) online xbox live account, so it knows exactly who you are Including age, sex, and your credit card number. And the Kinect can never be turned off or removed without disabling the entire thing (and probably your TV if is wired to pass through its HDMI) The mandatory internet connection will guarantee that that data they collect about you will make it back to their servers With your P address they can figure out where you are located in the country down to a couple city blocks When you combine these things, you get a system that at all times can detect every single piece of media you consume, and how you (and anyone in the room) reacts to it down to the second 2 IF YOU AND A FRIEND WATCH AN EPISODE OF THE BIG BANG THEORY THEY WILL KNOW EXACTLY WHO WAS WATCHING, HOW LONG YOU WATCHED IT, AND EXACTLY WHICH JOKES YOU LAUGHED AT (none of them). They will know if you are watching the commercials, leave the room, or start just dicking around on the internet while they play This kind of direct marketing data would be worth tens of BILLIONS of dollars to Microsoft. Just look at how much Facebook is worth using only data that people have to go out of their way to give them. Not to mention the fact that people will be giving them hundreds of dollars just to opt into their anti-consumer marketing scheme Microsoft will sell that data, and use it them selves to advertise directly to you (and possibly over the top of Live TV). Plus, that data could be subpoenaed and used against you in court (The defendant SAYS he was at home watching TV with his wife, but our data proves he was there alone). It could even be used as blackmail if someone at Microsoft had a motivation to dig up your activity

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I took Orwell's 1984 to heart when I first read it in High School, so all of this is seriously ramping up my paranoia factor.
Even if I were to buy an Xbone (which I won't) the first thing I'd do is tape a piece of paper over the sensor, perhaps even putting some foam over the mic, and simply always use the controller like a normal human being.
Unless the Xbone actually requires you to show your face to the Kinect, that should work well enough to let me at least feel some privacy.

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