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LI[-] xsaicoticx [-1] Special Delta Ranger Forces Commodore 6 points 2 hours ago* (610) Now your real name is publicly tied to your school and this Reddit account, so anyone with a Google search can find that you have done some very, very f----- up s---. Do you really, want your future employers, anyone who looks at your history at all, to know that you f----- a 13-14 vear old girl? ...seriously, how did you get in to college and get this scholarship, and not realize that you should not reveal who you are after telling the world that you're a sex offender? permalink source report qive gold save-RES reply hide child comments I should be in prison (self.offmychest) submitted 1 month ago by pilot94 I've never been good at this sort of thing. Never in my life have I fully told the truth to anyone, except my best friend and the man I consider to be my brother, Patrick. But there are things I need to say that I've never been able to say before. I am purposefully not using a throw away account, I highly doubt anyone I know will find this but if they do, I'm glad you now know. This might get long folks, I hope you're here for the long haul So I'll start off with some background. I'm turning 19 this September, I'm a guy, athletic, good looking, well liked from a wealthy and very conservative, Christian family. I was homeschooled till Sophomore year, which is when my family moved to a small town in northern Texas. I had been attending the only homeschooled ROTC battalion in the US at the time, and since I was interested in pursuing a military career I decided to brave the dreaded public school system so I could stay in ROTC. Now moving wasn't abnormal, I've moved a total of 15 times now, but it was a big one because this time we were moving halfway across the country, whereas before it was just around the same state. After only 5 months (1 semester) of living in Texas, my dad quit his job and decided to move us again, this time to Tennessee. I was devastated again. I had just made some extremely good friends and it was only 5 months after moving there. I had only just acclimated to the Texan lifestyle. I got to TN just in time for the second semester of sophomore year. Nothing notable went on except for the expected "new kid" treatment. Now I've always been good at languages and accents, I currently speak Spanish, French, German, some Russian and a bit of Mandarin; but my crowning jewel was my English accent. My dad's family is from England and I had picked up their accents and was able to mimic it perfectly. So I figured, why the hell not? I became "the cute British kid that just moved here". I didn't expect the amount of attention it brought from the ladies but I welcomed it. I also met Patrick my brother, though we didn't knowi with my 5th grade crush. I'm not sure how but we rekindled whatever feelings were there and it it at the time. That summer (between 10th-11th grad onnected bloomed into something greater than I expected. However after 3 short months she cheated on me with one of my I truly believed I loved her ood friends. This was in the beginning of August 2011. I spiraled deep into depr ion. idn't know what to do. In addition, I had just stopped taking my Vyvanse prescription for ADD/ADHD that I ned set in motion a series of events that should never have happened r had come into contact with these because of my aking since I was 8. All this combi Patrick had a history of taking drugs in the form of pil previous schooling, so this was all new to me. I basically turned into a drug dealer with my best friend. He pills and I sold them. We started to get into trouble with th ls. I neve ndalized numerous parks and t caught for that had probation and fines, etc. That did op the Dynamic Dumbasses though. We picked up charges for shoplifting, under age consumption, speeding, drunk driving, etc. But obody knew. We were such good liars that we w ere able to keep it all l to ourselves. Patrick got expelled but we We ran from go rged ep for that, tho ool (I thought they we they ended bein that I met at a party hey called us up and said they were drunk and We parked by the nei f the ha truck, and started were making out with we headed back to thei were out front w hit the fan. The the , getting them drunk supplying drugs. They the police impounded my truck and started a full criminal investigation into what had happened. Apparently all 3 were virgins prior to the night, and only did this because they were drunk. The one with alcohol poisoning also had vaginal tearing, and they performed a r--- kit on her. The evidence against us was incredible. I don't know why we weren't r old girls? The answer; Absolutely ed on the spot. Who would believe the 2 18 3 13-14 yea year old guy nobody. And we were right. But for some reason, both the lead detective on the case and the chief of police were rrest but we never did. I don't from expecting 10+ know how or why, but this scared us beyond strai to chool. Patrick Army ROTC schola ona and eventually recei officer. We both have no ide efinitely aren't going f-- or why we were q about suicide and other heavy subjects , but th des womanize

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LI[-] xsaicoticx [-1] Special Delta Ranger Forces Commodore 6 points 2 hours ago* (610) Now your real name is publicly tied to your school and this Reddit account, so anyone with a Google search can find that you have done some very, very f----- up s---. Do you really, want your future employers, anyone who looks at your history at all, to know that you f----- a 13-14 vear old girl? ...seriously, how did you get in to college and get this scholarship, and not realize that you should not reveal who you are after telling the world that you're a sex offender? permalink source report qive gold save-RES reply hide child comments I should be in prison (self.offmychest) submitted 1 month ago by pilot94 I've never been good at this sort of thing. Never in my life have I fully told the truth to anyone, except my best friend and the man I consider to be my brother, Patrick. But there are things I need to say that I've never been able to say before. I am purposefully not using a throw away account, I highly doubt anyone I know will find this but if they do, I'm glad you now know. This might get long folks, I hope you're here for the long haul So I'll start off with some background. I'm turning 19 this September, I'm a guy, athletic, good looking, well liked from a wealthy and very conservative, Christian family. I was homeschooled till Sophomore year, which is when my family moved to a small town in northern Texas. I had been attending the only homeschooled ROTC battalion in the US at the time, and since I was interested in pursuing a military career I decided to brave the dreaded public school system so I could stay in ROTC. Now moving wasn't abnormal, I've moved a total of 15 times now, but it was a big one because this time we were moving halfway across the country, whereas before it was just around the same state. After only 5 months (1 semester) of living in Texas, my dad quit his job and decided to move us again, this time to Tennessee. I was devastated again. I had just made some extremely good friends and it was only 5 months after moving there. I had only just acclimated to the Texan lifestyle. I got to TN just in time for the second semester of sophomore year. Nothing notable went on except for the expected "new kid" treatment. Now I've always been good at languages and accents, I currently speak Spanish, French, German, some Russian and a bit of Mandarin; but my crowning jewel was my English accent. My dad's family is from England and I had picked up their accents and was able to mimic it perfectly. So I figured, why the hell not? I became "the cute British kid that just moved here". I didn't expect the amount of attention it brought from the ladies but I welcomed it. I also met Patrick my brother, though we didn't knowi with my 5th grade crush. I'm not sure how but we rekindled whatever feelings were there and it it at the time. That summer (between 10th-11th grad onnected bloomed into something greater than I expected. However after 3 short months she cheated on me with one of my I truly believed I loved her ood friends. This was in the beginning of August 2011. I spiraled deep into depr ion. idn't know what to do. In addition, I had just stopped taking my Vyvanse prescription for ADD/ADHD that I ned set in motion a series of events that should never have happened r had come into contact with these because of my aking since I was 8. All this combi Patrick had a history of taking drugs in the form of pil previous schooling, so this was all new to me. I basically turned into a drug dealer with my best friend. He pills and I sold them. We started to get into trouble with th ls. I neve ndalized numerous parks and t caught for that had probation and fines, etc. That did op the Dynamic Dumbasses though. We picked up charges for shoplifting, under age consumption, speeding, drunk driving, etc. But obody knew. We were such good liars that we w ere able to keep it all l to ourselves. Patrick got expelled but we We ran from go rged ep for that, tho ool (I thought they we they ended bein that I met at a party hey called us up and said they were drunk and We parked by the nei f the ha truck, and started were making out with we headed back to thei were out front w hit the fan. The the , getting them drunk supplying drugs. They the police impounded my truck and started a full criminal investigation into what had happened. Apparently all 3 were virgins prior to the night, and only did this because they were drunk. The one with alcohol poisoning also had vaginal tearing, and they performed a r--- kit on her. The evidence against us was incredible. I don't know why we weren't r old girls? The answer; Absolutely ed on the spot. Who would believe the 2 18 3 13-14 yea year old guy nobody. And we were right. But for some reason, both the lead detective on the case and the chief of police were rrest but we never did. I don't from expecting 10+ know how or why, but this scared us beyond strai to chool. Patrick Army ROTC schola ona and eventually recei officer. We both have no ide efinitely aren't going f-- or why we were q about suicide and other heavy subjects , but th des womanize

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