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YOU KNOW THAT MILLION OF YEARS AGO, A HUGE AS- TEROID TRUCK EARTH AND WIPED OUT THE DINOSAURS OWIRCK EAT ONCE THEY GOT OUTSIDE OF OUR PLANET'S MAGNETIC FIELD, I'M PRETTY CERTAIN THEY GOT HIT WITH A SERIOU WAVE OF COSMIC RADIATION OUT IN GPLY e FROZ AND SLOWLY ALL TUCK TO EACH OTHER, A DINOBAURTEHER, BUT THE AeTEROID ACTUALLY BOUNCED OME OF THE DINOSAURS OFF THE PLANET, AND SHOT THEM INTO SPACE! THEY TRAVELED LIKE THAT THROUGH PACE FOR YEARe, BURELY BOMBARDED WITH PLENTY OF CO MIC RADIATION. AT OME POINT, THE BALL CRABHED ONTO ANOTHER PLANET FAR FROM OUR OWN BOLAR SYSTEM, MAYBE EVEN OUR GALAxY THE DINO AUR습 THAWED AND WOKE UP... INTELLIGENT. I GOT OPINIONS WHO KNOW WHAT KIND OF COSMIC RADIATION IS OUT THERE

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"Yep: it's what separates us from the beasts! The beasts who suck at hunting, anyway. It's what separates us from the cyanobacteria. Okay, it's AMONG what separates us from the cyanobacteria."
It's from a brief McDonald's placemat printing 30 years ago, where they had an "imprové your fry-căbulary" section. Loomster was defined as the longest fry in the box! I am a guy who tries to not let corporations colonize his language! I STILL don't like the word "podcast" because it's got iPod branding in the first three letters!! And yet, I do use one corporate word! And that word... ...is LOOMSTER. And you use that a lot? You have a lot of opportunities to discuss long fries?? YES! Весause I 've Yep! over time it's grown to mean "the largest or longest item (especially to an unusual degree) in It comes up surprisingly so much so that i've NĒVER forgotten the word, despite SEMANTICALLY EXPANDED IT. a set". Really? often not ever wanting to memoriže it!! Honestly, in the history of corporate words idiolect, it's the loomster (C) 2020 Ryan North www.qwantz.com
so angry that i can't wait to get even angrier, can't wait to slip these surly bonds of earth, put out my hands, and touch the face of So Much Angry That It's Fatal
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