>making bombs with family and not eating pork
>praising Hallah
>Suddenly the door is kicked in and light floods the room as we are blinded
>Oh shit it's Sergeant Awesome
>Pick up rifle
>TooLateForMyArabAss.jpg
>Shot to death
>Eagles fly into room and eat family
>We all explode
>Eagles sacrifice themselves to eat the explosion
>Sergeant Awesome stands triumphantly as Obama backflips into the room and slaps a medal on his ass
>They both fly away with our oil

Or that digital camo doesn't match desert camo but I'll let it slide this time because you're serving your country this fashion crime is pardoned come home safely, Mr. Awesome.