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SO YOU'RE HAVING SOME DIFFICULTY CATCHING THIS F----- BECAUSE HIS BITCH ASS WONT STOP RUNNING AWAY, EVEN IFHES SLEEPING YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? YOU NEED A M------------ GALLADE AND HOLD ONTO YOUR D---- CAUSETHIS AIN'T JUST ANY GALLADE, IFYOU WANNA CATCH ROAMING LEGENDARIES YOU NEEE TO LEARN SOME BREEDING FIRST THING YOU NEED IS A GARDEVOIR. SO GO CATCH YOURSELF A M------------ GARDEVOIR, OR RALTS/KIRLIA F------ WHATEVER. WHAT'S IMPORTANTIS THAT SHE IS GOING TO GET F----- BY THIS GUY ESO CATCH YOURSELF A縁AUNTEB AS WELL) THATS RIGHT, ITS BASICALLY JUST SOME F------ POKEMON FANFIC. BUT WE'RE NOT JUST MAKING THEM F--- SO WE CAN FAP TO IT. THIS IS SERIOUS S--- MAKE SURE THE HAUNTER/GASTLY IS MALE, AND THE GARDEVOIR IS FEMALE. THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR NON-SEXY REASONS: AT LEVEL 8 GASTLY LEARNS A MOVE CALLED MEAN LOOK. BREEDING HIM WITH A GARDEVOIR MEANS HIS BABIES WILL KNOW MEAN LOOK TOO KNOW MEAN LOOKTIL YOU USE MEAN LOOK ON A ROAMING LEGENDARY AND HIS BITCH ASS AINT GOIN NOWHERE. IF YOUR HAUNTER DOESNT KNOW MEAN LOOK,RELEARN IT AT THE MOVE RELEARNER ANYWAYS, THROW THESE TWO IN THE DAYCARE WITH EACH OTHER, AND THEY'LL START F------ THE OLD P-------- THAT RUNS THE DAYCARE WILL GIVE YOU AN EGG.INSIDE THAT EGG IS AN EXTREMELY DOPE GALLADE THAT WILLHUNT DOWN AND CAPTURE FOB YOU ALL THE POKEMANS YOU COULD EVER WANT UNFORTUNATELY WHEN HE HATCHES, HE WILL LOOK LIKE THIS TURD OVER HERE IMPORTANT: IF YOUR RALTS IS NOT |k、 MALE, THROW IT IN THE BABY PIT LIKE A DEFORMED SPARTAN BABY ONLY MALES CAN BECOME GALLADES OKAY TRAINER, NOW YOU'VE GOT SOME LEVEL GRINDING AHEAD OF YOU. THE NEXT IMPORTANT MOVE YOUR GALLADE NEEDS TO LEARN IS HYPNOSIS. IF YOU THINK PARALYZING A POKEMON IS A GOOD WAY TO CATCH IT, YOU NEED TO LEARN YOUR S--- CAUSE SLEEP IS TWICE AS EFFECTIVE AS PARALYSIS AT LEVEL 20. A GAY ASS BALERINA. RALTS WILL EVOLVE INTO KIRLIA. CONGRATS NOW YOU HAVE AT LEVEL 30, KIRLIA WILL TRY TO EVOLVE INTO GARDEVOIR. DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN. PRESS B ON THAT S---. KEEP GRINDING UNTIL LEVEL 42. AT WHICH POINT KIRLIA WILL LEARN HYPNOSIS AWESOME NOW GIVE THAT BITCH A SHINY STONE. BITCHES LOVE SHINY STONES. WHAT!P KIRLIA IS EVOLVING! CONRGATULATIONS TRAINER.YOU'RE MOMENTS FROM THE GALLABE OF YOUR DREAMS GRIND THAT M----------- TO LVL 50, HE'LL LEARN FALSE SWIPE, HIS THIRD IMPORTANT MOVE. THE LAST MOVE IS UP TO YOU, BUTITS A G00D IDEA TO GIVE HIM TAUNT SO HE CAN SHUT DOWN ASSHOLES TRYING TO USE ROAR OR RECOVER HEALTH. CONGRATULATIONS TRAINER YOU ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF THE ULTIMATE CATCHING TOOL! SO GO CATCH SOME S--- P.S. GALLADE IS, SO FAR, THE ONLY POKEMON THAT CAN LEARN ALL FOUR OF THESE MOVES F YOU EVEN SAY SMEARCLEI SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COVER YOU IN BUTTER AND RAPEYOU TO DEATH

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