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deathbycas dingle-dangle: A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this" Dad, you don't mean-" "Yes son, I do" Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition "Dad... I'm honoured... , he says, tears sparkling in his eyes "Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm dad"

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CornBread

CornBread

Dec 13, 2013 at 04:13PM EST

Last line ruined it. It should have said;

"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm granddad."

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DefinitelyNotADog

DefinitelyNotADog

Dec 13, 2013 at 08:02PM EST

"Hi, honored. I'm dad."

"Hi, dad. I'm dad."

"HI, DAD. I'M DAD."

"H̢͚͎̰̩͎̳͔̀̈́̋ͫ̎I̸̟͓̗͍̟̙̖ͯ̂,̯̋͑͊̿ ̵͙D̖͈̥͆̃A̗ͪD̼̠̼̝̣̤̹ͨ͛͊̔.̼̲̥͎̮̜̓ͥ ̗͔͓͉͓̂́ͦͪ̉̉I̡͌̋ͥ̎'̷̯̗̯̬͑M̹̘͡ ̭̦̯ͨͣ͑̎͒̏D̛̳̮͚̬͉ͨ̎̔ͪ͆Á̛͈͙̼̗̼̦ͮ̓̑́̏Ḑ̯̥̤͎̜̙̪ͭ̋͆ͬ̉̅.̲͉"

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