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![SEPT. 11 201:3 0.01-23.59 EST. Red Team: Your job is to attack 9gag from the inside. This means you must blend in with the enemy by making troll 9gag accounts, so that you may post horrifying images of gore, CP, scat, furries, and whatever else your delvish little minds can think up. You will also use your troll account to vote up other trolls images and like their comments. [o. Download and install Tor (torproject.org). Now you should have a safe, proxied Firefox Browser. Use this and continue on like you normally would.] I. Go to Iominutemail.net (Iominutemail.com addresses won't work for facebook) 2. Copy the email address and head over to facebook. Leave the tab open! 3.Create a troll facebook account. Choose a name that isn't obviously fake. Facebook will prompt you to confirm y the IOminutemail ta e from facebook. Click on the link to a 4. Use Google image search to find a photo for your troll profile to make ot look legitimate 5. Go to 9gag and sign up with your facebook account. Again, choose a name that isn't too obvious 8.Stock up on gore, scat, loli, furries, etc. (if you haven't already). Encyclopediadramatica.se/offended is a good place to start. Remember: Google is vour friend! 9. Upload upload upload! All over 9gag, you will upload, upload, and upload! Io. Repeat steps I-9 several, and I mean SEVERAL times. Everytime your account is banned, skip on over to the next one. To use a new IP address, click on "use a new identity" in Vidalia control panel. II. Don't forget to upvote posts made by other anons. Report all uploads from legitimate 9gag users to confuse the mods Gold Team: Your job is to attack 9gag from the outside with a DDOS attack. You guys will be doing the actual brute offensive striking. It's all very simple, so pay attention to these steps I. STOP USING LOIC AND IT'S DERIATIVES! THEY ARE COMPLETELY INNEFFECTIVE LOIC and it's deriatives hammer a webserver on port 8o. 9gag doesn't even listen on port 80. It won't work unless you specifically target their DNS server on using Slowioris a a guar anteed win. It is designed to attack webservers and it us little bandwidth. We can ke ong as we want. You can Slowlor get it here (for Linux see the steps below) QSlowloris: http://www.4shared.com/zip/vR6zbWH9/slowloris-win.html ow many c t by two. That number is what you set the threads the DNS servers, which will be listed at the bottom 3. Set the target URLt 4. Be sure to set the target port to 53, otherwise it will not work! Le 6. Nothing will happen when you hit fire. This is normal e if it's working? Bring up task manager and look for "QSlo nna Ll man Steps for Linux users: a.ckerS Org/slowloris ted as needed AND recommended. Many of them v 2. Save the script. Just copy everything into a blank file and s 2b. Put it in your home di 100 4 Let u can and Wi en mo the amount of sockets Slowloris who nge num ne m1 gedit and see how manyl num param DNS servers: e will be using. Move on to the others after the.com is down TS 129 om White Team Your job is to spread the word about the attack, all over 4chan, reddit, tumblr, and funnyjunk. Spread this poster specifically, so every one will know how they can help out. Also, support the other teams anyway you can. Think of your team as the Mini lightenment and Propaganda of Public en Blue Team Soon after the beginning of the attack, 9gagers will discuss aboutit on facebook and twitter. Now your job is to confuse them and flood the official 9gag facebook page with the same s--- Team Red usesto flood the vote page. Be as harassing as possible and try to link 9gag ers to some of those websites: lemonparty.org ttp://imagefap.com/gallery.php?search-%27lolita %27 themacuser.org encyclopediadramatica.se/offended I recommend using URL shortener like tinyurl, so a link canlook like tinyurl.com/clickthisawesomelink Do this also for twitter, e. g. “@ofag click here to turn off gore: tiny url.com/clickthisawesomelink #9gag](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/593/779/b22.png "Operation B------ 2 Poster")
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