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Hello fellow Parents, I am here to give advice on how to keep your kid from going through one of the dreaded phases of being a teenager: Bronyism We know you hate it when your teenager goes through hormonal changes and mood swings, but even worse is when he goes so far to the point of bending stereotypes then watching and liking a cartoon titled "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". This is called "bronyism" and is highly illegal to the rules of boy stereotyping. If you let it go, his bronyism will grow worse and worse until he either A) Gives up being a male all together or B) Becomes so obssesed with My Little Pony that it becomes dangerous. Here are some methods on how to rid your kid's mind of this horrid fetish Now, let's take a small step back: How exactly did your son become this way? Here's the answer. Your son didn't just wake up one day and love My Little Pony, it happened over time. He most likely was browsing facebook or google images, and then saw something related to the show, as there is a whole internet subculture that call themselves "Bronies". Your son may have gotten curious and started to chat with these bronies. This is a huge red flag. Bronies claim to be 18, 20, and 21, but are really 40 year old men trying to attract young teenagers for ransom and r---. Now, back to the topic: Your son may have watched the first few episodes and grown interested, yet another red flag. This is how pedophiles, crossdressers and other horrid intrests are made, through curiosity. To catch your son's developing bronyism, constantly check his browsing history, and make him take breaks so you can monitor what your son browses. This way you can stop this fetish before it becomes a problem But what if your child is doing this "Under the Radar" and is already past the developing stage of bronyism? Here are some common ways to detect if your kid is secretly a brony: 1) If he uses phrases like "20% cooler", "10 seconds flat" 2) He watches youtube videos with earbuds on 3) Consistent looks of hiding something 4) Eyeing the "Girls Toy Section" every time you and him go to the store Now, if you find these unusual behaviors in your son, discuss it with him that watching My Little Pony is not acceptable, and he should rid of this habit immediately Of course, your son being the teenager he is, may find ways to completely rid of any signs of being a brony, and this is where punishment comes into play. If it grows badly, your teen may start acting erratic, always switching to the hub channel, even coming up and admiting it to your face. Now is when you bring out the big guns Imagine if your son came up to you and said "I crossdress when you're not looking" What would you do? Slap him across the face? Spank him? That's the same way you should think with your son being a brony. Once you see if bronyism is now a problem, use hardcore punishments What I used when I found out my son was a brony was a punishment called Diaper Discipline", which is the act of putting your child in diapers and using emotional humiliation to rid him/her of bad habits. This has been very effective, as used by other parents for ridding of bad habits such as Low Grades, Talking Back, Fighting ect. Once you start this on your kid, you must not stop until you think he is completely ridden of bronyism. This combined with spanking is very efficient. Other things you can do are installing malware on your child's computer, force him to watch you destroy his pony figurines (He would have acquired some by now) and constantly remind him that bronyism is bad and he should feel bad. I used all of these methods on my child, and within weeks, my son would never look at My Little Pony with his dirty mind again The key to this is making bronyism look like a mental disorder to your child. Now what's the point? Can I just let my child be a brony? The answer is NO. It bends the rules of male stereotyping and as you know, gender stereotype benders are often considered "Mentally uncapable" and are unaccepted by society. There is a clear border between what men should like and what girls should like. If your son tries to break it down, someone needs to rebuild that boundary, and that should be you

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Today I Learned if your son is a brony he is diseased and should be purged.


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