i hate my cousins dog becasue it is apparently in heat all the fucking time, but he refuses to see it and doesn't want to castrate him or let him fuck the neighbours dog or something.
so instead that pitiful creature dribbles jizz all over the floor and everone thinks i'm scared of the thing becasue i think it'll bite mo or something,
NO I JUST DONT WANT THE DAMN DOG TO HUMP MY LEG.