![个What is something p--- stars say which instantly makes you close the browser? (NSFW) (self,AskReddit) 224 submitted 6 days ago by crazychildruns NSFV0 630 comments share top 200 comments show 500 sorted by: best▼ [-] Spudgunhimself 184 points 6 days ago Watching some British straight p--- one time, the girl starts playing the meat trumpet and about five minutes in, the guy exclaims in the most northern accent "TONGUE F--- ME ARSE" I've never lost a boner so fast in my life permalink [+] Tempo Gnome 61 points 6 days ago Oh man, that sounds hilarious. In my head he sounds like a Monty Python character. permalink parent 个[-] Mic python 9 points 6 days ago Who'd you think would play the character? Micheal Palin would stick out as him in my mind, he's good at that Northern stuff permalink parent load more comments (1 reply) [-] Crazylittleloon 12 points 6 days ago Help I can't stop laughing permalink parent [-] fyrahundraslag 17 points 6 days ago I just lost my s--- completely lol permalink parent](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/710/878/f52.jpg "Nice dirty talk, dude.")
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![Eddie-the-Hated 〔1) 1-31 preferences I stats l help | blog I logout search comments related 个 Got six weeks? Try the hundred push ups training program (hundredpushups.com) Submit a link » 1251 submitted 27 days ago by zekel to science 942 comments save hide report to anything interesting: news article, blog entry, video, picture... sort by: hot▼ 200▼ Submitted on 18 Jun 2008 points 1252 you are viewing a single comment's thread see the above comments up votes 1483 down votes 231 watcher 903 points 27 days ago* well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to do a hundred pushups, but take it from this old g rat, I've spent my m than goO If you only train one part of your body (and that's all a single exercise like pushups is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injurie It's like putting a powerful engine in a stock Toyota Tercel. What will yo BLOG een it a hundred ti lish? You'll blow out the drive tr ry parts aren't designed to handle the power of an engine Get the info before someone gets you much more powerful than the factory installed engine Push-ups basically only train the chest muscles and to some extent, the triceps. What you really want to do is trairn your entire body, all the major muscle groups (chest, back, abdomen, legs, shoulders and arms) at the same time, over the course of a workout. And don't forget your cardiovascular work! I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three cheers! Falling in love with exercise, eating right, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make But do it right, okay? My advice, find a good gym, with qualified trainers who will design your programs for you (especially in the beginning until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for physical fitness. Thirty to 45 minutes a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is) And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being in shape the first time you walk into the gym. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway Now get out there and do it!) permalink report reply GAME LIFE Wired's video game blog reddit this ad ↑ RexManning Day 603 points 27 days ago [+] And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being in shape the first time you walk into the gym. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you As a gym guy myself, I can completely confirm this If I see a fat person in McDonalds scarfing down a trayfull of Big Macs, I'm going to be a judgemental arsehole If I see a fat person on a treadmill at the gym, actually working up a sweat, I'm thinking "Good on ya, mate" permalink parent report reply Flankk 830 points 27 days ago [+] S---, I break a sweat eating a Big Mac permalink parent report reply amnezia 546 points 27 days ago* [-) I bet i can eat 100 Big Macs permalink parent report reply uhclem 635 points 27 days ago [+] If you can't, don't feel badly about at 100 big Macs in 7 permalink parent report reply Mc for iniuri one ou WILL fall in lov our burger for you ( ers IS e ourse no permalink parent report reply e ours one time permalink parent report reply permalink parent report reply permalink parent report reply in permalink parent report reply Eddie the Hated 1 point e harm re of your body (and that's all a cardiovascular workout device like a treadmil is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. Ive seen it a hundred times Eating treadmills basically only train the teeth and to some extent the trachea. What you really want to do is train your entire digestive system, all the (incisors, molars, tongue, saliva glands and smooth full home-gym consumption. So, you will need to break it down into pieces, getting progressively larger as you become accustomed to eating treadmills. Ask for the digestive m prou re ou in ere ourse res re permalink parent edit delete reply](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/618/738/57f.png "Repost ?")
![LI[-] xsaicoticx [-1] Special Delta Ranger Forces Commodore 6 points 2 hours ago* (610) Now your real name is publicly tied to your school and this Reddit account, so anyone with a Google search can find that you have done some very, very f----- up s---. Do you really, want your future employers, anyone who looks at your history at all, to know that you f----- a 13-14 vear old girl? ...seriously, how did you get in to college and get this scholarship, and not realize that you should not reveal who you are after telling the world that you're a sex offender? permalink source report qive gold save-RES reply hide child comments I should be in prison (self.offmychest) submitted 1 month ago by pilot94 I've never been good at this sort of thing. Never in my life have I fully told the truth to anyone, except my best friend and the man I consider to be my brother, Patrick. But there are things I need to say that I've never been able to say before. I am purposefully not using a throw away account, I highly doubt anyone I know will find this but if they do, I'm glad you now know. This might get long folks, I hope you're here for the long haul So I'll start off with some background. I'm turning 19 this September, I'm a guy, athletic, good looking, well liked from a wealthy and very conservative, Christian family. I was homeschooled till Sophomore year, which is when my family moved to a small town in northern Texas. I had been attending the only homeschooled ROTC battalion in the US at the time, and since I was interested in pursuing a military career I decided to brave the dreaded public school system so I could stay in ROTC. Now moving wasn't abnormal, I've moved a total of 15 times now, but it was a big one because this time we were moving halfway across the country, whereas before it was just around the same state. After only 5 months (1 semester) of living in Texas, my dad quit his job and decided to move us again, this time to Tennessee. I was devastated again. I had just made some extremely good friends and it was only 5 months after moving there. I had only just acclimated to the Texan lifestyle. I got to TN just in time for the second semester of sophomore year. Nothing notable went on except for the expected "new kid" treatment. Now I've always been good at languages and accents, I currently speak Spanish, French, German, some Russian and a bit of Mandarin; but my crowning jewel was my English accent. My dad's family is from England and I had picked up their accents and was able to mimic it perfectly. So I figured, why the hell not? I became "the cute British kid that just moved here". I didn't expect the amount of attention it brought from the ladies but I welcomed it. I also met Patrick my brother, though we didn't knowi with my 5th grade crush. I'm not sure how but we rekindled whatever feelings were there and it it at the time. That summer (between 10th-11th grad onnected bloomed into something greater than I expected. However after 3 short months she cheated on me with one of my I truly believed I loved her ood friends. This was in the beginning of August 2011. I spiraled deep into depr ion. idn't know what to do. In addition, I had just stopped taking my Vyvanse prescription for ADD/ADHD that I ned set in motion a series of events that should never have happened r had come into contact with these because of my aking since I was 8. All this combi Patrick had a history of taking drugs in the form of pil previous schooling, so this was all new to me. I basically turned into a drug dealer with my best friend. He pills and I sold them. We started to get into trouble with th ls. I neve ndalized numerous parks and t caught for that had probation and fines, etc. That did op the Dynamic Dumbasses though. 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![r/JustUnsubbed • 3 yr. ago Unwholesomeretard Just unsubbed from r/twobestfriendsplay The sun had been getting weirdly political for a while now, but I ignored it, as I didn't really care, but h--------! I can't go one thread without someone brining you the bourgeois or how evil capitalism is. I just wanted to discuss a group of streamers and laugh at memes of DMC. But all I see is stuff like this. Archived post. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. 24 2 Share Sort by: Best ✓ Q Search Comments [deleted] • 3y ago Edited By ago • When you have people worshipping outspoken content creators like Pat and Matt, you're going to end up with a bunch of people who base their worldview entirely on their opinions. 253 Share *** Mzuark 3y ago • • I stopped going there because it was a liberal hellhole of snowflakes. ⇧ 2凸 Share ***](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/918/998/e86.png "New evil subreddit discovered")
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