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![LI[-] xsaicoticx [-1] Special Delta Ranger Forces Commodore 6 points 2 hours ago* (610) Now your real name is publicly tied to your school and this Reddit account, so anyone with a Google search can find that you have done some very, very f----- up s---. Do you really, want your future employers, anyone who looks at your history at all, to know that you f----- a 13-14 vear old girl? ...seriously, how did you get in to college and get this scholarship, and not realize that you should not reveal who you are after telling the world that you're a sex offender? permalink source report qive gold save-RES reply hide child comments I should be in prison (self.offmychest) submitted 1 month ago by pilot94 I've never been good at this sort of thing. Never in my life have I fully told the truth to anyone, except my best friend and the man I consider to be my brother, Patrick. But there are things I need to say that I've never been able to say before. I am purposefully not using a throw away account, I highly doubt anyone I know will find this but if they do, I'm glad you now know. This might get long folks, I hope you're here for the long haul So I'll start off with some background. I'm turning 19 this September, I'm a guy, athletic, good looking, well liked from a wealthy and very conservative, Christian family. I was homeschooled till Sophomore year, which is when my family moved to a small town in northern Texas. I had been attending the only homeschooled ROTC battalion in the US at the time, and since I was interested in pursuing a military career I decided to brave the dreaded public school system so I could stay in ROTC. Now moving wasn't abnormal, I've moved a total of 15 times now, but it was a big one because this time we were moving halfway across the country, whereas before it was just around the same state. After only 5 months (1 semester) of living in Texas, my dad quit his job and decided to move us again, this time to Tennessee. I was devastated again. I had just made some extremely good friends and it was only 5 months after moving there. I had only just acclimated to the Texan lifestyle. I got to TN just in time for the second semester of sophomore year. Nothing notable went on except for the expected "new kid" treatment. Now I've always been good at languages and accents, I currently speak Spanish, French, German, some Russian and a bit of Mandarin; but my crowning jewel was my English accent. My dad's family is from England and I had picked up their accents and was able to mimic it perfectly. So I figured, why the hell not? I became "the cute British kid that just moved here". I didn't expect the amount of attention it brought from the ladies but I welcomed it. I also met Patrick my brother, though we didn't knowi with my 5th grade crush. I'm not sure how but we rekindled whatever feelings were there and it it at the time. That summer (between 10th-11th grad onnected bloomed into something greater than I expected. However after 3 short months she cheated on me with one of my I truly believed I loved her ood friends. This was in the beginning of August 2011. I spiraled deep into depr ion. idn't know what to do. In addition, I had just stopped taking my Vyvanse prescription for ADD/ADHD that I ned set in motion a series of events that should never have happened r had come into contact with these because of my aking since I was 8. All this combi Patrick had a history of taking drugs in the form of pil previous schooling, so this was all new to me. I basically turned into a drug dealer with my best friend. He pills and I sold them. We started to get into trouble with th ls. I neve ndalized numerous parks and t caught for that had probation and fines, etc. That did op the Dynamic Dumbasses though. We picked up charges for shoplifting, under age consumption, speeding, drunk driving, etc. But obody knew. We were such good liars that we w ere able to keep it all l to ourselves. Patrick got expelled but we We ran from go rged ep for that, tho ool (I thought they we they ended bein that I met at a party hey called us up and said they were drunk and We parked by the nei f the ha truck, and started were making out with we headed back to thei were out front w hit the fan. The the , getting them drunk supplying drugs. They the police impounded my truck and started a full criminal investigation into what had happened. Apparently all 3 were virgins prior to the night, and only did this because they were drunk. The one with alcohol poisoning also had vaginal tearing, and they performed a r--- kit on her. The evidence against us was incredible. I don't know why we weren't r old girls? The answer; Absolutely ed on the spot. Who would believe the 2 18 3 13-14 yea year old guy nobody. 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![OFFMYCHEST comments other discussions goldfish (62388) I I preferences l logout I am tired of my history being erased. (self.offmychest) ago by gottagetthisoff to r/offmychest search 450 Submit a new link Not everything is black and white in this world. As a modern-day Egyptian, I am tired of black people claiming Ancient Egypt as a black civilization and I am offended by the new Nefertiti statue that was developed by white people. Yes, Egypt is in Africa, but no it is not black. Yes, Egypt is in the Mediterranean, but it isn't white either. Yes, there are dark skinned Egyptians (my best friend is part Nubian) and there are very light-skinned Egyptians (my grandmother has blonde hair and blue eyes). I, along with the majority of other Egyptians are in the middle with olive-tan skin, but that's not the point. Race goes deeper than one's skin color. The point is the people of Egypt today have always existed there and it's just frustrating to see black and white people fight over our history when it belongs to neither of them Submit a new text post offmychest 447270 readers O 1048 users here now Enable custom subreddit styles There is a lot of controversy revolving around this and I feel like it's hypocritical that this is becoming a white vs black thing and Egyptians are excluded from the conversation My history is literally written on the walls and buried in the ground of my country. If you look at the paintings and hieroglyphics in ancient tombs, you can clearly see that the majority of the people depicted are not black or white, but a coppery golden color completely separate from the other two We are our own people and by claiming Ancient Egypt as theirs, black and white people are erasing my history his is the place to unload that baggage that's been weighing you down for days, weeks, months, or years. This is to relieve the pit in your stomach that won't go away, not for the angry rant you could spew at anyone. When you need to make a post for yourself, not necessarily for advice, or to answer questions, but to get it off your chest, we'll be here to listen and, if you want, to talk. [removed by moderators] nsfb The Rules 56 comments 61 scanned 50 [removed] sorted by: best ▼ 1. Do not insult, antagonize, interrogate or criticize the OP. Be respectful. Do not give advice if the NAW (No Advice Wanted) flair/tag is active on a post. Unsolicited advice will be removed from these posts ogasha An old friend of mine, who was born in Egypt and emigrated to the US, had the same sentiment and was very frustrated by both sides. He was often mistaken as being black or mixed, and was very passionate about his culture and history. As you say, he looked just like if a heiroglyph walked off of the wall and started talking I think the only time he was pleased with Egyptian representation was when he watched 'The Prince Of Egypt'. solicited advice will be removed if the OP adds the NAW flair. If you want the NAW flair, submit your t as usual, then click the 'flair link under the post body. A drop down menu will appear, choose NAW and you're done! Or message the mods and we'll do it for you ermalink save report give gold reply [removed by moderators] [-] gottagetthisoff 25 points 4 days ag Honestly, 'The Prince of Egypt was my favorite movie growing up in America too because of its representation! It's so funny that you mentioned that [removed by moderators] e for people of an and all backgrounds. Oppressive attitudes andlanguage will not be aren Any content that eeme Hey! The real stories are more interesting &we keep learning more! Your blonde grandmo ma ar phobic, homophob resting migra orth with t art to North Africa is from my 23&me report- we cla or intolerant of certain ligions will be removed and the user might be related 7,000 years back! ition, slut-shaming 5b1b1 is a relativel members maternal I ng 00 years ago. Given this young age, the geographic spread of U5b1b1 is rea victim-blaming, body-policing are not allowed. Promotion, recruitment and ack to a woman who lived troturfing for communities which violate this rule both on and off Reddit ng migratio be ga berian women carrying U5b1b1 crossed Se sult in a ban. ma Angry rants](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/342/421/0b4.png "Another case of censorship")
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