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□ Anonymous 03/19/14(Wed)19.49 No.XXX File: 1395272965085.ipg-(21 KB, 420x316, image.jpg) Well guys I am going to jail for the rest of my life, here's my story >sitting in my room waking up from a nap >heads still pretty foggy but I put my jeans on and holster my 1911 hear a crash outside my bedroom door sounds like it's coming from the kitchen > think it's my dogs trying to get food off of the counter mentally brace myself for cleaning up a whole pot full of chill I was cooking > as I walk out into my hallway I hear my dogs outside > f--- I locked them out there before my nap >adrenaline hits instantly > shaking i unholster my gun > I just stand there it feels like an hour > I realize i may actually have to kill someone and the fear makes me wait > hoping this person in my kitchen just leaves >dog start clawing and whimpering at the back door decide its time to make my move grip my pistol so tight I can feel the strain in my forearms my finger slides to the trigger and the saftey is flipped off the subtle "click" of the thumb saftey echoes in my mind as I take a deep breath and turn the corner >it's like slow motion see a person in my kitchen >as the trigger is pulled I realize who it is > I can literally see the hammer drop > my stomach drops as I see the little girl who walks my dogs s I see the fabric on her dress split and I know it pierced her lung > she falls to her knees and looks me in the eye > there is no fear in her voice no panic, or anger >face to face with a beautiful dying girl > she says "I need.." l cut her off and say I'll get her mother >she say no I don't need my mother need about tree fiddy that's when I noticed my dog walker was a 500 foot tall creature from the Paleolithic era >it was that damn Loch Ness monster sand I said monster I ain't giving you no tree fiddy! > and that /k/ is why I will be in jail forever

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□ Anonymous 03/19/14(Wed)19.49 No.XXX File: 1395272965085.ipg-(21 KB, 420x316, image.jpg) Well guys I am going to jail for the rest of my life, here's my story >sitting in my room waking up from a nap >heads still pretty foggy but I put my jeans on and holster my 1911 hear a crash outside my bedroom door sounds like it's coming from the kitchen > think it's my dogs trying to get food off of the counter mentally brace myself for cleaning up a whole pot full of chill I was cooking > as I walk out into my hallway I hear my dogs outside > f--- I locked them out there before my nap >adrenaline hits instantly > shaking i unholster my gun > I just stand there it feels like an hour > I realize i may actually have to kill someone and the fear makes me wait > hoping this person in my kitchen just leaves >dog start clawing and whimpering at the back door decide its time to make my move grip my pistol so tight I can feel the strain in my forearms my finger slides to the trigger and the saftey is flipped off the subtle "click" of the thumb saftey echoes in my mind as I take a deep breath and turn the corner >it's like slow motion see a person in my kitchen >as the trigger is pulled I realize who it is > I can literally see the hammer drop > my stomach drops as I see the little girl who walks my dogs s I see the fabric on her dress split and I know it pierced her lung > she falls to her knees and looks me in the eye > there is no fear in her voice no panic, or anger >face to face with a beautiful dying girl > she says "I need.." l cut her off and say I'll get her mother >she say no I don't need my mother need about tree fiddy that's when I noticed my dog walker was a 500 foot tall creature from the Paleolithic era >it was that damn Loch Ness monster sand I said monster I ain't giving you no tree fiddy! > and that /k/ is why I will be in jail forever

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