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□ Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)17:05:21 No.379407522 File 1328565921.gif-(44 KB, 260x241, crying-eagle3[1] gif) A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.

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Just filling in A Marine was taking colleges classes between his deployments to the great crusade against the terrorism. One of the courses had a professor that was an god and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into the class. His class was easily surprised. The proffessor looked up and said "l am gozer the destroyer, are you an God?" And then he told Marine Todd to choose the form of the destroyer. The marine punched Gozer the destroyer until he wasn't doing bad things anymore, and then he had sex with all the girls in the class, even if they didn't really want to, unless they were ugly. He also punched someone. The professor came to covered in ectoplasm and asked what had happened and Marine Toooodddddddddddd said "God loves our brave troops and blesses our crusade against the Muslim horde. If someone asks you if you are an god you say yes Ray The Professors name was Ray!
Obama was giving a speech to soldiers at Camp Army Freedom Bringer in lraq and told them they were going to all convert to islam, and fight for the right to make everyone in lraq gay Marine Todd got up and said "I'm relieving you of command, commander in chief." He pulled down Obama's Mom jeans and all of the soldiers laughed at the disproval of the false stereotype about penises'. The soldiers decided to make Marine Todd president, but he declined because he needed to kill more enemies. Semper Fi
a marine was eaught kissing the ameriean flag by his athiest libtard proffess ot d that said the pro fesser who was also.gay and voted for socialism. the marine pulled out his rifle that was hid behind him and pointed it tn the professors face and said kiss the flag too" and the professor did and then the marine said how believe in god and the professor got down on his hands and knees and started to pray and accepted jesus as his LORD beofre the marine hit him so hard with the rifle it made him straight he then ran to the nearest marine recruit station to sign uplet this be a lesson to libs and comies everywhere DON'T F--- WITH A PATRIOT!!
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