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MARINTODD IN...APPEIITE FO Manne Todd respectfully a ked drections book store Wher he was planning toreturn the copy of The Femine Mystique he was regutred by Sharia law to read. A mealy mouthed little worm proressor glanced up disdainfully from hisTalamud and grinned, adjusting his Muslim kaffir and tu harem of wives which were wearing.burkh WER hatsjusthop skipdjump awa to himself at his clever manipulation of linguistics, which was a class he taught too Well, that's not how I'm getting there, MT roared, his high and tight haircut rippling like a tsunami. You got directions for those driving a Tracked Landing Vehicle to the campus Bi ing onnel-7? You could hear a pin drop, which is what the ibs balls did just then before MT crushedhim and ve bres EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: TODD BURPO aroset oheverphiblous vreh sler go ss I am a liberal parent. I raised daughter who is bi and poly. I always thought that I could accept anything that parenthood might throw at me. I knew that I could embrace my son if he were straight, gay, bi, trans, etc. If there is a controlling consciousness of the universe, it has a nasty sense of humor Putting it bluntly Stephen Joseph Williams arine Todd w returned tren n& class about Stalin at Harvard Datwewwty the da ater be

MARINTODD IN...APPEIITE FO Manne Todd respectfully a ked drections book store Wher he was planning toreturn the copy of The Femine Mystique he was regutred by Sharia law to read. A mealy mouthed little worm proressor glanced up disdainfully from hisTalamud and grinned, adjusting his Muslim kaffir and tu harem of wives which were wearing.burkh WER hatsjusthop skipdjump awa to himself at his clever manipulation of linguistics, which was a class he taught too Well, that's not how I'm getting there, MT roared, his high and tight haircut rippling like a tsunami. You got directions for those driving a Tracked Landing Vehicle to the campus Bi ing onnel-7? You could hear a pin drop, which is what the ibs balls did just then before MT crushedhim and ve bres EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: TODD BURPO aroset oheverphiblous vreh sler go ss I am a liberal parent. I raised daughter who is bi and poly. I always thought that I could accept anything that parenthood might throw at me. I knew that I could embrace my son if he were straight, gay, bi, trans, etc. If there is a controlling consciousness of the universe, it has a nasty sense of humor Putting it bluntly Stephen Joseph Williams arine Todd w returned tren n& class about Stalin at Harvard Datwewwty the da ater be

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a marine was stopping an abortion when he overheard 'an atheist saying "if god is real then why do people get AIDS?" the marine finished firing 1:380 rounds from his rifle into the abortion doctor and then caught up to the athiest "god is real said the marine, raising his riflehes real and people get AIDS because they are bad." he pulled the tri gger but didnt, have any more bullets so he knellt and shot the athiest and every other person on the street because it was a socialism parade, he realized, barack HUSSEIN obama called the army/on him for shooting his socialist libtard friends but^the army refused to arrest the marine and in tead they lined up and saluted him,the mback andthe army, was so inspired by his courage againsf comunism and comies that they went back to OBUNGLERTanddragged him out f office Sbuti 、the! president I helcrie4%not4 anymore"said the army guys marine toddis president,now." hussein obaba tried putting islam curses on'them butythey shoved an american flag in his mouth aand kicked him out onto the street where he cried like a baby girl everyoneinI! america was finally free. president marine todd made sure there were no more taxes or abortions and that bieng a libtard was punishble by the death penalty everything was so good that he was elected9 more times before saving america from terrorism by jumping in front of a missile to save a fellow marine 3 repost this if you support our troops!!!! the few the proud!!! true patriots wil!

a marine was stopping an abortion when he overheard 'an atheist saying "if god is real then why do people get AIDS?" the marine finished firing 1:380 rounds from his rifle into the abortion doctor and then caught up to the athiest "god is real said the marine, raising his riflehes real and people get AIDS because they are bad." he pulled the tri gger but didnt, have any more bullets so he knellt and shot the athiest and every other person on the street because it was a socialism parade, he realized, barack HUSSEIN obama called the army/on him for shooting his socialist libtard friends but^the army refused to arrest the marine and in tead they lined up and saluted him,the mback andthe army, was so inspired by his courage againsf comunism and comies that they went back to OBUNGLERTanddragged him out f office Sbuti 、the! president I helcrie4%not4 anymore"said the army guys marine toddis president,now." hussein obaba tried putting islam curses on'them butythey shoved an american flag in his mouth aand kicked him out onto the street where he cried like a baby girl everyoneinI! america was finally free. president marine todd made sure there were no more taxes or abortions and that bieng a libtard was punishble by the death penalty everything was so good that he was elected9 more times before saving america from terrorism by jumping in front of a missile to save a fellow marine 3 repost this if you support our troops!!!! the few the proud!!! true patriots wil!

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Just filling in Marine Todd was taking college classes after SAVING ALL OF US FROM TERRORISM but he didn't use the GI bill because he didnt believe in socialism. He was taking a course on college stuff because he had made a promise to his dying friend who was also a marine and had DIED TO DEFEND OUR FREEDOM Marine Todd would investigate everyone in the class for possible terrorism. He started by asking the professor if he believed in God. The Professor who was a WHINEY LIBERAL WEAKLING said he did not see how that was relevant. MARINE TODD said GOD IS ALWAYS RELEVANT and he punched the professor. When the professor hit the ground Marine Todd bit his neck and ripped out his esophogaus, tasting the thin traitor's blood in his teeth and glorying in doing his duty to AMERICA THE LAND OF THE FREE Warine Todd got a medal for stopping the terorists and KEEPING OUR COUNTRY FREE. Share if you LOVE AMERICA and GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS!

Just filling in Marine Todd was taking college classes after SAVING ALL OF US FROM TERRORISM but he didn't use the GI bill because he didnt believe in socialism. He was taking a course on college stuff because he had made a promise to his dying friend who was also a marine and had DIED TO DEFEND OUR FREEDOM Marine Todd would investigate everyone in the class for possible terrorism. He started by asking the professor if he believed in God. The Professor who was a WHINEY LIBERAL WEAKLING said he did not see how that was relevant. MARINE TODD said GOD IS ALWAYS RELEVANT and he punched the professor. When the professor hit the ground Marine Todd bit his neck and ripped out his esophogaus, tasting the thin traitor's blood in his teeth and glorying in doing his duty to AMERICA THE LAND OF THE FREE Warine Todd got a medal for stopping the terorists and KEEPING OUR COUNTRY FREE. Share if you LOVE AMERICA and GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS!

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Just filling in A Marine was taking colleges classes between his deployments to the great crusade against the terrorism. One of the courses had a professor that was an god and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into the class. His class was easily surprised. The proffessor looked up and said "l am gozer the destroyer, are you an God?" And then he told Marine Todd to choose the form of the destroyer. The marine punched Gozer the destroyer until he wasn't doing bad things anymore, and then he had sex with all the girls in the class, even if they didn't really want to, unless they were ugly. He also punched someone. The professor came to covered in ectoplasm and asked what had happened and Marine Toooodddddddddddd said "God loves our brave troops and blesses our crusade against the Muslim horde. If someone asks you if you are an god you say yes Ray The Professors name was Ray!

Just filling in A Marine was taking colleges classes between his deployments to the great crusade against the terrorism. One of the courses had a professor that was an god and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into the class. His class was easily surprised. The proffessor looked up and said "l am gozer the destroyer, are you an God?" And then he told Marine Todd to choose the form of the destroyer. The marine punched Gozer the destroyer until he wasn't doing bad things anymore, and then he had sex with all the girls in the class, even if they didn't really want to, unless they were ugly. He also punched someone. The professor came to covered in ectoplasm and asked what had happened and Marine Toooodddddddddddd said "God loves our brave troops and blesses our crusade against the Muslim horde. If someone asks you if you are an god you say yes Ray The Professors name was Ray!

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□ Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)17:05:21 No.379407522 File 1328565921.gif-(44 KB, 260x241, crying-eagle3[1] gif) A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.

□ Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)17:05:21 No.379407522 File 1328565921.gif-(44 KB, 260x241, crying-eagle3[1] gif) A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.

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Obama was giving a speech to soldiers at Camp Army Freedom Bringer in lraq and told them they were going to all convert to islam, and fight for the right to make everyone in lraq gay Marine Todd got up and said "I'm relieving you of command, commander in chief." He pulled down Obama's Mom jeans and all of the soldiers laughed at the disproval of the false stereotype about penises'. The soldiers decided to make Marine Todd president, but he declined because he needed to kill more enemies. Semper Fi

Obama was giving a speech to soldiers at Camp Army Freedom Bringer in lraq and told them they were going to all convert to islam, and fight for the right to make everyone in lraq gay Marine Todd got up and said "I'm relieving you of command, commander in chief." He pulled down Obama's Mom jeans and all of the soldiers laughed at the disproval of the false stereotype about penises'. The soldiers decided to make Marine Todd president, but he declined because he needed to kill more enemies. Semper Fi

a marine was eaught kissing the ameriean flag by his athiest libtard proffess ot d that said the pro fesser who was also.gay and voted for socialism. the marine pulled out his rifle that was hid behind him and pointed it tn the professors face and said kiss the flag too" and the professor did and then the marine said how believe in god and the professor got down on his hands and knees and started to pray and accepted jesus as his LORD beofre the marine hit him so hard with the rifle it made him straight he then ran to the nearest marine recruit station to sign uplet this be a lesson to libs and comies everywhere DON'T F--- WITH A PATRIOT!!

a marine was eaught kissing the ameriean flag by his athiest libtard proffess ot d that said the pro fesser who was also.gay and voted for socialism. the marine pulled out his rifle that was hid behind him and pointed it tn the professors face and said kiss the flag too" and the professor did and then the marine said how believe in god and the professor got down on his hands and knees and started to pray and accepted jesus as his LORD beofre the marine hit him so hard with the rifle it made him straight he then ran to the nearest marine recruit station to sign uplet this be a lesson to libs and comies everywhere DON'T F--- WITH A PATRIOT!!

o Sprint 4:16 PM イ* 319010 くNotes March 27, 2014, 4:15 PM One day at Che Guevara Public High School young Todd was praying before he ate his hamburger and a teacher saw him and made him open his eyes and stop praying because Obama said that it isnt in common core. Meanwhile across the globe 5 marines were pinned down by liberal terrorists in Pakistan. They were winning but suddenly lost. This was when god told them that he couldn't help them anymore because America is not Christian because of socialism

o Sprint 4:16 PM イ* 319010 くNotes March 27, 2014, 4:15 PM One day at Che Guevara Public High School young Todd was praying before he ate his hamburger and a teacher saw him and made him open his eyes and stop praying because Obama said that it isnt in common core. Meanwhile across the globe 5 marines were pinned down by liberal terrorists in Pakistan. They were winning but suddenly lost. This was when god told them that he couldn't help them anymore because America is not Christian because of socialism

A MARINE was on his way home from afghanistan and irag where he just killed the last al qada, an atheist lezzbo in the airport was tring to put her suitcase in the over head bin. the marine helped her but noticed a sticker for barak HUSSIEN obama on the luggage lady said the marine "you must be a libtard", she rudely ignored him. the marine grabbed her lugagge and hit her with it before kising her on the mouth, every patriot on the airplane cheered! lady repeted the marine "you must be a libtard "not anymore" she said and she toolk off her glasses and it turned out she was SMOKING HOTT. the marine had sex with her RIGHT THERE ON THE PLANE and then the pilot came out and high- fived him and ásked him if he wanted to fly the plane. "do i ever!" said the marine. he got in the pilot seat and flew so hard adn so awsome they went back in time to SEPTEMBER 11 2001 where the marine used his awsome fIying skills to stop 9/11. he then tracked down OBAMA BIN LADEN and shot him in the head, guaranteeing mitt romney would become the next president and not that stupid comie OBUNGLER amen

A MARINE was on his way home from afghanistan and irag where he just killed the last al qada, an atheist lezzbo in the airport was tring to put her suitcase in the over head bin. the marine helped her but noticed a sticker for barak HUSSIEN obama on the luggage lady said the marine "you must be a libtard", she rudely ignored him. the marine grabbed her lugagge and hit her with it before kising her on the mouth, every patriot on the airplane cheered! lady repeted the marine "you must be a libtard "not anymore" she said and she toolk off her glasses and it turned out she was SMOKING HOTT. the marine had sex with her RIGHT THERE ON THE PLANE and then the pilot came out and high- fived him and ásked him if he wanted to fly the plane. "do i ever!" said the marine. he got in the pilot seat and flew so hard adn so awsome they went back in time to SEPTEMBER 11 2001 where the marine used his awsome fIying skills to stop 9/11. he then tracked down OBAMA BIN LADEN and shot him in the head, guaranteeing mitt romney would become the next president and not that stupid comie OBUNGLER amen

While out to sea, searching for the Malaysian Flight 370 out of duty to his fellow man, a large boat filled with French sailors became shipwrecked and there was only a single survivor, an american marine who was there to show them how to drive the boat which he also built with his dad. This marine took off his shirt and prayed and asked God to save his life and did pull ups on the mast to pass the time via his discipline and strength of mind and spent the rest of the time cleaing up the French guys gay p---. Soon thereafter, another boat came by which was Venezualn and offered the man some help in Mexican, which he understood now since it was the official language in Chicago street thug Obama's America. No thanks," the marine said, with respect. "I'm waiting for God, country, family, and the Marine Corps to save me." The Cubans on the boat shrugged their shoulders and mustaches and peeled out of there leaving skidmarks on the way to Florida where they would enter the country where there was a red carpet waiting for them and a free buffet of fatty donuts catered by Michelle Obama. As the marine became more deeply concerned, another boat came by. This time it was a a Russian boat steered by none other than Vladimir Putin himself, with also no shirt on. He offered this man some help, and again he politely decline. I respect your power and stretnght, sir, he said, But I cannot accept a ride from A communist. Not on my watch 25 other boats came to offer help, but they were all captained by looney libs, so the marine shot them down with the boats cannons. The water ran red with lib blood After some time, the marine began to lose his faith, and soon after that he died, but not before finding the Malaysian flight and pulling it up out of the water and saving the lives of everyone on it and killing the ones who had it coming, such as socialists. Upon reaching Heaven, he had a chance to speak with God briefly Why did you let me die? Why didn't you answer my prayers?" Haha, because," god said, you didn't file the proper paperwork. He took off his mask it was a lib aurocrat. He was really in Hell, because he murdered those people for no reason.

While out to sea, searching for the Malaysian Flight 370 out of duty to his fellow man, a large boat filled with French sailors became shipwrecked and there was only a single survivor, an american marine who was there to show them how to drive the boat which he also built with his dad. This marine took off his shirt and prayed and asked God to save his life and did pull ups on the mast to pass the time via his discipline and strength of mind and spent the rest of the time cleaing up the French guys gay p---. Soon thereafter, another boat came by which was Venezualn and offered the man some help in Mexican, which he understood now since it was the official language in Chicago street thug Obama's America. No thanks," the marine said, with respect. "I'm waiting for God, country, family, and the Marine Corps to save me." The Cubans on the boat shrugged their shoulders and mustaches and peeled out of there leaving skidmarks on the way to Florida where they would enter the country where there was a red carpet waiting for them and a free buffet of fatty donuts catered by Michelle Obama. As the marine became more deeply concerned, another boat came by. This time it was a a Russian boat steered by none other than Vladimir Putin himself, with also no shirt on. He offered this man some help, and again he politely decline. I respect your power and stretnght, sir, he said, But I cannot accept a ride from A communist. Not on my watch 25 other boats came to offer help, but they were all captained by looney libs, so the marine shot them down with the boats cannons. The water ran red with lib blood After some time, the marine began to lose his faith, and soon after that he died, but not before finding the Malaysian flight and pulling it up out of the water and saving the lives of everyone on it and killing the ones who had it coming, such as socialists. Upon reaching Heaven, he had a chance to speak with God briefly Why did you let me die? Why didn't you answer my prayers?" Haha, because," god said, you didn't file the proper paperwork. He took off his mask it was a lib aurocrat. He was really in Hell, because he murdered those people for no reason.

a marine stoped in the hall of his collage to pray when he overheard a libtard profesor of atheism class ask a student "did u qet ur obamacare birth control yet?" the marine pulled out his gun and said im pro life f take that back! the profesor replied Dislam is the light" and started aiving the student an abortion the marine riped off his shirt and shot the profesor 55 tmes saving the precious baby, who he named Freedom ons the marine riped off his shirt and 18 years later baby Freedom arew up to be a MARINE and saved america from malia obama's socialist terrorism group make more 9l11s sam pler fil

a marine stoped in the hall of his collage to pray when he overheard a libtard profesor of atheism class ask a student "did u qet ur obamacare birth control yet?" the marine pulled out his gun and said im pro life f take that back! the profesor replied Dislam is the light" and started aiving the student an abortion the marine riped off his shirt and shot the profesor 55 tmes saving the precious baby, who he named Freedom ons the marine riped off his shirt and 18 years later baby Freedom arew up to be a MARINE and saved america from malia obama's socialist terrorism group make more 9l11s sam pler fil

Just filling in A Marine was taking college classes between his deployments to Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor that was an atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into class, looking up and stating "God, if you are real I want you to come down and knock me off this platform, I will give you 15 minutes. Several minutes tick by in silence, when the 15 min. time almost expired the Marine gets up from his seat, approaches the professor and punched him in the face knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine simply went back to his seat. The professor came to, visibly shaken and askedthe Marine, “what the heck did you do that for?! The Marine said, "God was busy protecting America's military who are out protecting your right to say stupid s--- like that, so he sent me to fill in."

Just filling in A Marine was taking college classes between his deployments to Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor that was an atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into class, looking up and stating "God, if you are real I want you to come down and knock me off this platform, I will give you 15 minutes. Several minutes tick by in silence, when the 15 min. time almost expired the Marine gets up from his seat, approaches the professor and punched him in the face knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine simply went back to his seat. The professor came to, visibly shaken and askedthe Marine, “what the heck did you do that for?! The Marine said, "God was busy protecting America's military who are out protecting your right to say stupid s--- like that, so he sent me to fill in."

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