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While out to sea, searching for the Malaysian Flight 370 out of duty to his fellow man, a large boat filled with French sailors became shipwrecked and there was only a single survivor, an american marine who was there to show them how to drive the boat which he also built with his dad. This marine took off his shirt and prayed and asked God to save his life and did pull ups on the mast to pass the time via his discipline and strength of mind and spent the rest of the time cleaing up the French guys gay p---. Soon thereafter, another boat came by which was Venezualn and offered the man some help in Mexican, which he understood now since it was the official language in Chicago street thug Obama's America. No thanks," the marine said, with respect. "I'm waiting for God, country, family, and the Marine Corps to save me." The Cubans on the boat shrugged their shoulders and mustaches and peeled out of there leaving skidmarks on the way to Florida where they would enter the country where there was a red carpet waiting for them and a free buffet of fatty donuts catered by Michelle Obama. As the marine became more deeply concerned, another boat came by. This time it was a a Russian boat steered by none other than Vladimir Putin himself, with also no shirt on. He offered this man some help, and again he politely decline. I respect your power and stretnght, sir, he said, But I cannot accept a ride from A communist. Not on my watch 25 other boats came to offer help, but they were all captained by looney libs, so the marine shot them down with the boats cannons. The water ran red with lib blood After some time, the marine began to lose his faith, and soon after that he died, but not before finding the Malaysian flight and pulling it up out of the water and saving the lives of everyone on it and killing the ones who had it coming, such as socialists. Upon reaching Heaven, he had a chance to speak with God briefly Why did you let me die? Why didn't you answer my prayers?" Haha, because," god said, you didn't file the proper paperwork. He took off his mask it was a lib aurocrat. He was really in Hell, because he murdered those people for no reason.

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Just filling in A Marine was taking colleges classes between his deployments to the great crusade against the terrorism. One of the courses had a professor that was an god and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into the class. His class was easily surprised. The proffessor looked up and said "l am gozer the destroyer, are you an God?" And then he told Marine Todd to choose the form of the destroyer. The marine punched Gozer the destroyer until he wasn't doing bad things anymore, and then he had sex with all the girls in the class, even if they didn't really want to, unless they were ugly. He also punched someone. The professor came to covered in ectoplasm and asked what had happened and Marine Toooodddddddddddd said "God loves our brave troops and blesses our crusade against the Muslim horde. If someone asks you if you are an god you say yes Ray The Professors name was Ray!
□ Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)17:05:21 No.379407522 File 1328565921.gif-(44 KB, 260x241, crying-eagle3[1] gif) A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.
Obama was giving a speech to soldiers at Camp Army Freedom Bringer in lraq and told them they were going to all convert to islam, and fight for the right to make everyone in lraq gay Marine Todd got up and said "I'm relieving you of command, commander in chief." He pulled down Obama's Mom jeans and all of the soldiers laughed at the disproval of the false stereotype about penises'. The soldiers decided to make Marine Todd president, but he declined because he needed to kill more enemies. Semper Fi
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