Why the hell was Twilight sitting down in the middle of the street reading a book…

Well, just look at that…

Enigma wouldn't break that shit. Probably because it doesn't actually mean anythin'.

It says "Happy Birthday Pinkie Pie". Who would've thought?

And here we got some Pseudo-Latin alphabet. Could you read that?

Yeah, whatever…

Apparently, "SIHOVI IVCIOVCГLO" means "Sisterhooves Social" in ponyish.

Oh look! Suddenly they use actual Latin alphabet and actual English when it's relevant to the plot!

…so, yeah, I suppose scripture in MLP isn't very consistent…