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DaveTache

DaveTache

May 25, 2014 at 05:33PM EDT

And his disciples heard him:

"Ah fuck, he's yelling at trees again…"

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Icecane

Icecane

May 25, 2014 at 05:22PM EDT

"Cleaning out my bible."

What? What the hell does that mean?

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