Notes:

My edit based on a scene from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Bossy Boots" in which SpongeBob suggests that the Krusty Krab be renamed the Kool Krab.
Text sources:
"I'M": "I'm with Stupid" title card
"SO": "So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one" time card from "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve"
"FRESH": "Breath of Fresh Squidward" title card
"YOU CAN": "Can You Spare a Dime?" title card
"SUCK": "Culture Shock" title card
"MY": "Wormy" title card
"NUTS": "Chocolate with Nuts" title card