>Be 10 years old me
>I loved Waluigi so much, I had all the merchandise and Mario spin-off games
>I pray to Waluigi every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>“Waluigi is love” I say; “Waluigi is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Waluigi
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Waluigi
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my island”
>He grabs me with his powerful wa hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Waluigi
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Waluigi
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Waluigi
>He roars a mighty waa as he fills my butt with his purple ice cream.
>My dad walks in
>Waluigi looks him straight in the eyes and says “Too bad. Waluigi time.”
>Waluigi leaves through my window
>Waluigi is love. Waluigi is life.

Waluigi is love
Waluigi is life