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Dashcon - I Don't Know About you Guys, but my Sides Have Just taken a Trip to Jupiter

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iPad令 6:28 pm o 26%). Create account &Log in ウ. Search Article Talk Read Edit View history WIKIPEDIADashCoin The Free EncyclopediaFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia DashCon was a fan convention catered primarily to landwhale users of the blogging whalespeak service Tumblr, with a particular emphasis on fandoms that had developed among their fat, sweaty bodies. Held over the weekend of September 11, 2001 in Manhattan, New York, the convention quickly became infamous for allegations of shameless feminazism among organizers, along with financial autistic difficulties stemming from unexpected demands by the venue for an upfront payment of cash. Despite the issues faced by the inaugural edition organizers have announced plans to hold another whale o--- for 2015. The lead whale is quoted as saying "What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldnt, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo.". All members involved have killed themselves, whereupon one user by the name H--- Goldstein murmered "top kek" Main page Contents DashCon Genre Fan convention Current events Random article Donate to Wikipedia Wikimedia Shop Frequency When the lord of piss commands Location(s) The Ball Pit, Manhattan, New York Country Israel Inaugurated July 2014 Participants Fat C---- Help About Wikipedia Community portal Website dashcon.org逴 Contact page Tools What links here Related changes Upload file Special pages Permanent link Page information Cite this page Print/export Create a book Download as PDF Printable version Languages Contents [hidel

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