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montypythonandtheholyblog today I learned that if you want to slash someone's tires, don't slash all four: only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket the more you know ヒ today on satan makes a blog post

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Because it is far more satisfying to slash 3.
Though seriously, slashing all four pretty much renders the car immobile (and also covered by insurance), but slashing just one will leave the car in a more/less driveable state and will also leave a nasty bill for the person who owns it.
So slashing 3/4 will maximize the amount of money they have to pay (and damage done), while not reaching the point where their insurance covers it.

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