Notes:

For those of you who have no context as to who Brian Blessed is, watch the below video and then read the last bit again in his voice.

I don't know what my sleep deprived brain has spawned into this world; but personally I think I have improved upon Cow Girls massively, as I have not stopped laughing after coming up with this idea.

The source for the Cow Girl used can be found here:

can be found here.