I'm wakin' up, in Cheeto dust.
My belly's covered in pizza crust.

Did you hear about the one with the hipster and the traffic light?

No, you probably haven't heard it before anyways.

Do you know when hipsters first appeared on Earth?

They appeared before it was cool.

Okay, I made these two up, but here's the source of the ones in this post and a lot more:
http://jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/hipsterjokes.html
You've probably never heard of the site.