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I like to think this is what god does.

The people who wrote the Bible had the same thought procces.

God: hey, you should sacrifice your son!
Person who's name I forget: Sir, yes Sir raises knife
God: DUDE I WAS KIDDING!!!!

Or even better;
God: Hey, you, yeah, old man with no experience taking care of animals or building things! Imma flood the world and I want you to make a boat big enough for two of every animal ever and have them all survive in the boat until the water goeas away. And you have six month because why not.
noah: BOOOOOOAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!