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In Case of Fire Do lot Use Use Stairs haedia thewolfofnibu stahscre4nm there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random s--- like this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random s--- in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning "Look who's late" face, and walks on inside What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like reakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like F--- it and SCALED THE BUILDING! She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP DOING THAT!

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Lizardguy

Lizardguy

Oct 18, 2014 at 10:46AM EDT

Parkour is really useful skill.

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Skulleton Smith

Skulleton Smith

Oct 18, 2014 at 08:04PM EDT

I love how the guard says, "stop doing that" because it implies she DID IT BEFORE.

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