AI / Artificial Intelligence - Dat Robo Mom, tho

"Alright, how many times per day does it need to eat?"
"Uh, um . . . what does the manual say?"

Short Manual:

1. Never expose to dihydrogen monoxide
2. Faulty bug with Felus catus on wanting you to sustain it even when sustenance is still present in bowl. No fix in sight.
3. Escape from household niche causes wildlife extermination
4. Take caution of sanity levels when installing a Christmas tree with cat present.