O HAI! You must login or signup first!

Every Dollar Given to the... Church Is A Dollar Not Spent Genetically Engineering Catgirls for Domestic Ownership Truth hurts I'm all for genetically engineering catgirls for domestic friendship Is this an intermediate step to creating a diclonius? And every dollar spent on engineering catgirls is a dollar not spent on making pokemon real ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? STOP POST THIS CAT GIRL THING! So basically what you want is to breed a race of freaks into slavery Worked fine with Africa, didn't it? Look, we need somebody with a lab, a genetic engineering degree, and a kickstarter page. This needs to be promoted As an atheist this is the most compelling reason to give to churches that l've ever heard Someone does not desire Catgirls. SHUN THE NONBELIEVER It's one thing to own a pet, but you want to keep a human as a slave because said human happens to have the ears of a cat. You guys ,really want bitchier women? Looks like someone enjoys being in the friendzone

+49

Make cat girls , not genetically engineered plants


Uploaded by Blu Spy Dec 12, 2014 at 02:31PM EST

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Genetically Engineered Catgirls

File type: png

Resolution: (539px x 1578px)

File size: 352 KB


O Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)15:40:12 No.82268005 ► >>82271517 File: genetically engineered ca(..).jpg (90 KB, 870x892) O CATGRLS POR DOM No one knows who created the first Genetically Engineered Catgirl For Domestic Ownership, but there are days I wish I could find the bastard and give him a piece of my mind. No, not for moral reasons. ERED Don't get me wrong, genetically engineering a slave race seems pretty evil on the face of it, but the catgirls themselves don't seem to mind. They like existing, and they like serving others. Creating sentient beings for your own benefit is morally questionable, but creating them to be happy and enjoy their lives... well that more than my parents did for me. No my objections aren't moral, they're personal. Catgirls make me uncomfortable. No... that's wrong. It'd be more accurate to say that I'm uncomfortable with how comfortable they make me. They were fine at first, when there was just a few thousand of them rescued from slavers and dumped in our colony. You'd see one around, here or there. Always pleasant, always helpful. They were short, polite and intensely non-threatening. You search for "inoffensive" on the net, and you get a picture of an catgirl. But catgirls can only give birth to more catgirls, and now they out number us. A threat? No, no. Nothing like that. Sure they're smarter than us, but that just makes them more useful. It's just that, well... You can't help but like them, and they can't help but like you. Part of that is behavioral; they adapt their conduct to whatever seems to please the people around them. Part of it is chemical; they've been engineered to give off attractive pheromones, and to be attracted to human pheromones. And don't get me started on their ears. Cute, delicate and so expressive. You could tell everything about how an catgirl was feeling just by watching her ears, (sigh...) O Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)15:41:27 No.82268018 >>82268128 File: Genetically Engineered Ca(.).jpg (381 KB, 1920x3396) Look, the thing is, they always want to help you, to please you. They need to make you happy, or just to touch you and be around you. Imagine living in a world filled with desperately needy girlfriends. It's f------ exhausting. CATGIRLS And you can't just tell them to leave you alone, it hurts their feelings. Have you ever seen an catgirl cry? Can you imagine one of those cute faces scrunching up, tears pouring out of those big pretty eyes, as it just stands there apologizing or runs off to hide in shame. Trust me, nothing makes you feel like an ass the way making an catgirl cry does. And now that they out number us so heavily it's becoming completely overwhelming. Heck I got on the train today and I was the only human in car with at least twenty catgirls. They all had to say hi and introduce themselves. They all wanted to sit next to me and chat me up. One of them gave me their coffee just because I yawned. Another said something like "You look like you could use a hug." And next thing I knew I was in the center a huddle of catgirl flesh. Fun? Have you ever had someone you've just met start licking your neck? At least two of them were doing that to me in the middle of that mob. They usually aren't that aggressive, but there just aren't enough humans to go around anymore. The poor things are getting desperate. Half of them got off the train and followed me here. They're sitting at that table over there. Look buddy, I know what all the brochures say, but if your smart you'll turn right back around, get on a transport, and go to a new world. There's a reason why the government of this planet is making it easy for humans to emigrate. Already bought land and swore citizenship? Damn man, I'm sorry to hear that. Welcome to your new home. I guess it's a good thing you like catgirls. Do I have a favorite type? Yeah, I guess I do. I like the brown ones with white hair. But don't tell any of them that. I'd hate to hurt the pale ones' feelings. O Anonymous 11/21/21(Sun)20:41:39 No.82271517 File: whiptail lizard.jpg (74 KB, 879x545) >>82268005 >catgirls can only give birth to more catgirls Works like whiptail lizards, they need a male of another species to stimulate ovulation but he contributes no DNA, the offspring is a direct clone of her mother. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_grassland_whiptail_lizard#Hybridization_and_reproduction HE TICAL OWNE
If we genetically engineered humans into cat girls would the ears be like this or like this?
P--- hub 3 boolnwoO OT
View All 32 Images

Load 80 Comments

Moar:

Top Comments

Minty
Delete
Sensitive
Minty

So I’m walking around a proudly American store, and I decided to get me some mangoes, so I go to the mango section AND EVERY FUCKING MANGO HAS BUG EYES AND SAYS “KAR-WHY DES-SUE?” AND THEN SOME MAGIC FUCKING FLOATY PINK PANSY FLOWERS APPEARS.
FUCK.
So me, being a respectable AMERICAN, decided to get some milk instead. I ask the deli, who in turn replies, “we only have annie moo milk” AND SHE SHOWS ME A FUCKING COW WITH NO STRIPES AND ONE RED SPOT AND BUG EYES.
My American sense starts to tingle, as if I’m losing my sanity.
I hear a massive eagle cry.
I see Japanese imperial soldiers break into the store.
My America sense is in overdrive.
I fall to my knees, as I call out, “OH, GREAT BALD FUCK BIRD OF TESTOSTERONE, GIVE ME MURICAN”
I am suddenly surrounded by legions of bug-eyed humans.
Suddenly, I feel a sudden rise in my trousers.
I see a bald eagle’s head burst out of it.
With all my powers combined, I become Captain Bird Cock.
There will be no more animoo’s.

+33
Reply

+ Add a Comment

Comments (80)


Display Comments

Add a Comment


+ Add an Image

Image Details

11,928 views (5 from today)

Uploaded Dec 12, 2014 at 02:31PM EST

Origin Entry

Genetically Engineered Catgirls

Tags

tumblr, cat girl, where is your god now ?, genetically engineered cat girls, are you not entertained ?

Claim Authorship Edit History
Textile Embed