You are missing the opportunity to add the word "fuck" between every other word in MTP's dialogue.

Allow me to list the many ways Mariotehplumber breaks Star Trek's Ferengi rules of acquisition.
3: He spent more for an acquisition than he needed to.
9: His instinct involved no opportunity, thus leading to no profit.
22: He's not a wise man, as he didn't hear profit in the wind.
30: This man had no confidentiality when buying Rosalina amiibos, thus, no profit.
74: He has little to no knowledge, thus no profit.
92: There are many paths to profit, none of which he took.
I might be saying profit a lot, but we all know what Nintendo is doing right now.