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con 1 Eat s--- Bob Ross 2 SECRET REASONS THAT WOULD MAKE YOU CRY 3 Oh, how the tables have tabled 4 Hey - Kaboom is fun 5 I was nearly in tears when my mom told me to unclog the toilet 6 I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a red M&M 7 You don't understand, EDGAR IS THE ONE IN THE HOLE 8 LASER GUIDED NUKES WITH LASERS ATTACHED 9 You would be ARRESTED and sent to JAIL for I dunno, a 1 t of things 10 I heard there was a delicious swirly lollipop inside you and I want to get at that s--- 12 They're British skeletons of course they're dancing sarcastically 13 It's been an hour, why hasn't the cheese melted yet? 14 My hamster slammed into the wall at Mach speed 15 You have a better chance of farting a hole in your sheets 16 He thinks he's better than me! ME! The man that once fisted a rhino! 17 Why would you STAB a person when you could have TOAST? 18 IF I DON'T LOG ON SOON, SOMEONE MIGHT SUSPECT ME OF BEING A CASUAL! 19 HELP MY NIPPLE FELL OFE 20 YOU UN-SADDED HIM 21 That whole thing is just made of ugh 22 The fact that tumblr can fit weed, b---------, and dairy products into one post no longer phases me. 24 Oh God I'm gonna die of death! 25 The guy on the phone couldn't stop laughing and said "Miss, you can't do that!" 27 Safe mode wath Eetugrkifg 28 What a warm and soft seat! Wait. . . I 'm sitting in my own s---! This isn't ideal! 30 It takes belda radiation 1 Thank you for sciencing 32 It turned into a light bulb then went splat 33 F--- OFF I HAVE TO SCIENCE 34 That website makes 30 much sense 35 I'm mildly concerned about something labelled "turbo" going near my butt 36 It looks just as stupid on a flow chart 37 There is no need for language you f----- of mothers 38 Remember when the world ended last year? 39 That wasn't even close to words! 40 Partake in the enchiladas 41 THERE IS A CREEPER FIGHTING A PENGUIN INSIDE BUCKINGHAM PALACE 42 3. The characters are bagels 43 We have poop! 44 The tub collapses, pants 45 Okay human I got that because I am ubi 46 I forgot babies existed. 47 My RE只SERARGA told me I've got the Rle of an 11 year old Taiwanese bov 49 Fixed bug where players could be leRGREEed to hell and not have visible bumper cars 51 Uapan 13 a hologram. 52 You can't swim with water present 53 His physical body is that of a malnourished walrus with a six pack 54 HOW DID YOU FIT IN THAT CAT? 55 This is just math. Smelly math 56 What a healthy looking tuna you have! 57 After a 3 hour search for my pregnant hedgehog. . . 58 Bullet proof Cows 59 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse 60 Is this what girls do to have thosefun? 61 I do not wish to grope this shark can. 62 You should inhabit the body of this gnome 63 SURPRIZE ENZYME PARTY! 64 THIS IS NOT HOW BOOB! 65 She's her own punishment 66 Now I got a big buff turtle 67 QUANTUM S------- THROUGH THE NTH DIMENSION 68 Ain't nothing here but us placentas 69 Bad and naughty children get put in the Pear Wiggler to for their crimes 71 CARTWHEELING POOCHIES ARE NOT ALLOWED 72 Dying tickles! 73 What am I doing with my life... I sweet! Aerodynamic moustache! 74 Give me the bat-cows! 75 If sharks had nightmares, this would be them 76 My mom came downstairs and saw me laying on the floor sobbing in a puddle of soup 78 I got the sudden urge to smell a pebble 79 I think I could f---, I don't know 80 And wouldn't you know it - I'm out of fugckin' pop-tarts 81 I just exploded the bird man 82 There' s so much poop you're practically breathing poop 83 You Americans and your liquid cake 84 I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS T--- Corn is no place for a migh rrior pe in 87 88 Never pursue a career in comedy. Your children will starve 89 BARRY, MORE PANTS! 90 I can't eat lies 큐 91 YOU SAID IT WAS ABOUT KARATE! 92 How dare you insult SRREEAR 3 Rad fibs to tell your parents 94 Just get in the f------ blanket fort 95 Infinity sucks 96 You're about 40% Snag compatible 97 YES! TACTICAL INSERTION! rt e glow-sticks immediatel an be Ryan Goslin HOW DID MY FACE GET BOTH THO rve

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